What do you prefer?

The loyal dog that follows you around and seeks your approval or the asshole cat that silently plots your death whenever you come within 5 feet of it.

My cats are actually pretty kickass, and my best friend's dogs are stupid douchebags, so I might be a little biased.

You need to know the right kind of dogs really. Too many people own dogs without understanding it's specific needs to be well adjusted.

I like dogs too, I'm just really more of a cat person. I've known some really neat dogs, and then there's the dogs that run under your tires and bark at you for twenty minutes even tho they've known you for ten years.



Oh, and some cats are definitely assholes.

I do like the utter confidence of cats. They can completely miss a jump, come crashing to the floor and still act like it was all part of their plan.

Except at the vets. My old cat almost mauled the vet one because she fell off the examination table and he laughed at her. Good times.

Cats are easier to scrape off your tires. Definately cats.

Ouch.

Dogs. At least they want some attention most of the time. Cats will want attention whenever the hell they feel like it. And dogs are easier to clean up after, 'cause nothing I can stand more than a cat hurling up their food.*



* - Hates my sister's nearly 8-year old cat, for she pukes up her food, no matter how little you give her, and is annoying as hell.

Don't really like either. Dogs never shut up, and cats are lazy and won't leave you alone when you want to be left alone. Some small dogs are the same. Just fuckin stare at you like "you arent supposed to be here"

Dogs.

Just because you like to have sex with them.