Title: SmackDown Spoilers for 1/27/06
Description: SD is still doin it...
Colcollazo - January 25, 2006 05:25 PM (GMT)
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Dark Match: William Regal pinned David Flair with a running knee to the head
Velocity:
The Gymini (w/ Simon Dean) defeated Jason Jones & ? Moore when Moore was pinned; after the bout, the Gymini hit the Cross Trainer on Jones
Bobby Lashley pinned Brad Attitude with the Dominator
WWE Cruiserweight Champion Kid Kash & Jamie Noble defeated Paul London & Brian Kendrick when Kendrick submitted to Noble’s dragon sleeper
- Good match with some nice high spots to the floor. Kash was very over as a heel.
Smackdown:
Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Mark Henry (w/ Daivari)
- Rey started the show off with an in-ring promo in which he said he knew he was the underdog in this rematch and in the upcoming Royal Rumble. And while he admitted to being small in nature, he said he has a big heart. He dedicated his performance and win in the Royal Rumble to Eddie Guerrero. Rey wore Eddie’s shirt to the ring and there were a lot of Eddie chants during the promo. As far as the match, it was very fast paced with Rey dominating, using a hit-and-run offense which kept Henry off guard. Henry eventually caught Rey and hit the powerslam for the win. Daivari did guest commentary for the match. After the bout, two referees helped Rey from the ring.
Randy Orton, Booker T, and Sharmell were shown backstage in which Booker offered to pay Randy back his favor by interfering in his upcoming match with Chris Benoit. Orton declined the offer, saying he could beat Benoit on his own, but said he might cash in the favor at the Royal Rumble, especially if Booker and Orton are the last two in the ring. Orton walked off and Booker and Sharmell did not look pleased with that idea.
Footage from last weekend’s Smackdown tour of Mexico was shown, specifically of Chris Benoit, Rey Mysterio Jr., and El Hijo del Santo in the ring paying tribute to Eddie Guerrero.
Super Crazy & Psychosis vs. James & Chad Dick vs. Nunzio & Vito (Royal Rumble Qualifying Match)
- Crazy pinned Nunzio after a wheelbarrow-facebuster double team.
The Rob Van Dam Royal Rumble vignette was shown.
A Royal Rumble Flashback recapped Chris Benoit’s victory in 2004, a perfect lead-in to …
Chris Benoit vs. Randy Orton (No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere)
- Great match, as is usual when these two are in the ring together. Started scientifically at first but eventually went to the floor with Orton using a trash can lid and dropping Benoit across the commentary table. The finish was fantastic. Benoit went for the diving headbutt but Orton blocked by raising the trash can lid. Orton got to his feet first and set Benoit up for the RKO but Benoit shoved him off into the ropes, quickly picked up the trash can lid, smashed it over Orton’s head as he ran back off the ropes, and applied the Crossface. After several seconds of frantically stretching for the ropes, Orton tapped. Big pop for Benoit’s win.
Several Royal Rumble promos were shown throughout the taping, including Road Warrior Animal, Matt Hardy, and Bobby Lashley.
Finlay vs. Sho Funaki
- Finlay won the match with a Musclebuster but the referee reversed the decision when Finley assaulted his opponent after the bout. Finlay then grabbed the mic, said he came to fight and cut a promo on the fans before hitting a second Musclebuster and leaving ringside.
JBL and Jillian Hall were shown backstage (mere moments after I saw them enter the limo; I sat behind the stage) with both talking about the Boogeyman. JBL assured Jillian she had nothing to worry about.
A trailer for Kane’s “See No Evil” was shown. Nothing too out of the ordinary as far as horror movies go.
John Bradshaw Layfield (w/ Jillian Hall) fought Scotty 2 Hotty to a no contest when the Boogeyman’s music hit and JBL had a bucket full of worms dropped on him. We’re talking “Carrie” … but with worms. They filled the ring. As JBL was becoming freaked out by that, the Boogeyman came out from under the ring and scared JBL to the point where he fell backwards onto the worms, freaking him out even more. He and Jillian eventually ran backstage as the Boogeyman had dinner.
A music video was shown to promote WWE 24/7 to the tune of Van Halen’s “Right Now”. Very well done piece capturing key moments in WWE, WCW, NWA, and ECW history. Celebrities like Mike Tyson, Arnold, and Muhammad Ali were featured as well.
Mark Henry & Daivari were interviewed backstage about Henry’s title match with Kurt Angle at the Royal Rumble.
Melina confronted Teddy Long backstage, showing him her taped up ankle, the result of Kurt Angle’s assault the previous week.
World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle vs. WWE Smackdown! Tag Team Champions Johnny Nitro & Joey Mercury (w/ Melina) (Handicap match)
- Angle forced Mercury to tap to the ankle lock after belly-to-belly suplexing Nitro over the top to the floor. After the bout, Mark Henry & Daivari came out, with Angle taking the fight to Henry and landing the Angle Slam. The champ applied the ankle lock but, to his shock, Henry powered out of it and kicked Angle to the floor. Henry, Daivari, and MNM stood in the ring and taunted Angle, with Henry signaling that the belt would soon be his, to close the TV broadcast. |
http://www.wrestlingobserver.comKash/Noble vs Kendrick/London on Velocity, Henry/Rey II, Benoit/Orton and maybe Angle/MNM. Yup, SD is doin it.
dynamite kido - January 25, 2006 05:29 PM (GMT)
WOW, I'm actually surprised that Benoit got the win.
Real F'n Show - January 25, 2006 05:48 PM (GMT)
Looks very solid. I'm still fucking pissed that Velocity is internet-exclusive, but Smackdown itself should be very fun.
TheGreatWhiteChoate - January 25, 2006 07:40 PM (GMT)
That's exactly the word for it: solid. As long as it's good in spots in passable in others, I'm happy.
dynamite kido - January 25, 2006 08:15 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (TheGreatWhiteChoate @ Jan 25 2006, 01:40 PM) |
| That's exactly the word for it: solid. As long as it's good in spots in passable in others, I'm happy. |
That's basically how I feel about it too. Sad thing is, I usually NEVER feel like RAW is solid.....
Real F'n Show - January 25, 2006 08:35 PM (GMT)
But Raw's not pre-taped. If Raw was pre-taped, I honestly would probably never watch it, except for maybe the occasional match these days. Smackdown is an entirely different case: It's pre-taped, so I can decide if I want to watch it or not.
The answer lately has been yes.
jamiegeist - January 25, 2006 10:16 PM (GMT)
Tag Champs going down in a handicap match again? Cmon!
And Rey losing AGAIN!? to Mark Henry.
Must be to set up his rumble win. :)
TheGreatWhiteChoate - January 25, 2006 10:24 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (jamiegeist @ Jan 25 2006, 06:16 PM) |
Tag Champs going down in a handicap match again? Cmon!
And Rey losing AGAIN!? to Mark Henry.
Must be to set up his rumble win. :) |
It damn well better be setting it up for Rey to win. :angry:
Scrooge McSuck - January 25, 2006 10:32 PM (GMT)
Smackdown looks... decent. Since I always tape Smackdown (usually), I'll just fast forward to Funaki/Finlay and Angle/MNM. :P
jamiegeist - January 25, 2006 10:36 PM (GMT)
Yeah, even though I'm unhappy with the Tag Champs in a handicap match again, I'm excited to see what MNM can do with Angle. MNM has really been impressing me recently.
Real F'n Show - January 25, 2006 11:52 PM (GMT)
Yeah I agree that having MNM job to Kurt Angle is pretty stupid, considering MNM was able to hold their own against Batista AND Rey. Am I suppose to buy that Kurt Angle is stronger than Batista AND Rey combined? WWE logic, oh how I loathe thee.
Big F'N Swigg - January 26, 2006 03:38 AM (GMT)
I was waiting to see how long it would take for a WWE midcarder to use the Musclebuster
Scrooge McSuck - January 26, 2006 03:41 AM (GMT)
The musclebuster is hardly the most original move. Maybe Finlay did it years ago in WCW. :D
Big F'N Swigg - January 26, 2006 03:43 AM (GMT)
It doesn't matter. It's the same regardless.
Scrooge McSuck - January 26, 2006 03:46 AM (GMT)
Do you need me to point out that TNA wrestlers no-sell WWE finishers all the time? I posted a small review of random Impact matches from 2005 on another board, and at least three times, moves that were done by WWE wrestlers as finishers were either no sold completely or just ignored as being devistating.
Big F'N Swigg - January 26, 2006 04:02 AM (GMT)
Dude, chill. I know it goes back and forth. I was just waiting to see who would do the Muscle Buster
Scrooge McSuck - January 26, 2006 04:11 AM (GMT)
One final note: How do we know it was the musclebuster? Maybe it was a brain buster and the guy reporting it fucked up. :)
Big F'N Swigg - January 26, 2006 04:23 AM (GMT)
It's true. We'll see Thursday
Mad Dog - January 26, 2006 04:24 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Jan 25 2006, 10:46 PM) |
| Do you need me to point out that TNA wrestlers no-sell WWE finishers all the time? I posted a small review of random Impact matches from 2005 on another board, and at least three times, moves that were done by WWE wrestlers as finishers were either no sold completely or just ignored as being devistating. |
That's because 90% of the WWF uses some variation of a powerbomb as a finisher.
Nice to see Misterio jobbing again when he should be the champion.
Scrooge McSuck - January 26, 2006 04:25 AM (GMT)
A musclebuster is a variation of the fisherman brain buster, which, like the powerbomb, involves dropping someone hard on the back of their neck. My point.
Mad Dog - January 26, 2006 04:27 AM (GMT)
Too bad Finely had his moveset absolutely raped by the WWF style. The only move he's probably still allowed to do is that fireman's carry into a slam move he does.
jamiegeist - January 26, 2006 05:20 AM (GMT)
I don't even know what you guys are arguing about.
Scrooge McSuck - January 26, 2006 05:29 AM (GMT)
I think the argument is both WWE and TNA are having their wrestlers steal and/or no sell finishing moves used primarily by the other promotion.
jamiegeist - January 26, 2006 05:33 AM (GMT)
I think wrestlers, or road agents who assing finishers, or the people in charge of creative have people use certain finishes because they a) can execute them well and B) they look affective and work within the context of wrestling.
I seriously doubt anyone even mentioned Samoa Joe when Finlay decided to use it......IF he used it, other than maybe "I'll be using the musclebuster, that move Samoa Joe uses".
I don't see where this is going, and I don't think TNA "has people kick out" of effective WWE finishers. If anything, TNA is ahead of the game, and doesn't think people are buying a Rock Bottom for a finish anymore.
(That was the only move I could think of people "no selling" or kicking out of in TNA recently, off the top of my head)
Scrooge McSuck - January 26, 2006 05:38 AM (GMT)
Off the top of my head and without looking up my review, almost everyone no-sells and/or kicks out of Abyss' chokeslam, even guys who have been on job duty like Chris Sabin who should be dead after it considering the notable size difference. The chokeslam is used as a finisher for both the Big Show and Kane, and sometimes the Undertaker.
jamiegeist - January 26, 2006 05:44 AM (GMT)
And?!
Its a chokeslam. I know you love Kane, but cmon....it really isn't a devastating move in today's day and age. This is a silly argument Scrooge.
First off, I don't think anyone is telling people to kick out of it BECAUSE it is a chokeslam, in an attempt to spite the WWE or Kane/Taker/Show, or to somehow diminish the move.
TNA lives in a different world, with a different set of guidelines. Chokeslams kill people dead in the WWE, so what. The Rear-Naked Choke (a glorified chinlock, sure) kills people dead in TNA. They are two different beings, that exist in 2 different worlds. To compare them is silly.
No one is trying to tarnish or diminish other peoples move. TNA is trying to be different. The finishers in TNA are much more impactful (Musclebuster), aesthetically appealing (Styles Clash), and just plain awe-inspiring (Canadian Destroyer) than the finishers in WWE. Therefore, a chokeslam? Thats not really gonna get the job done in TNA.
Scrooge McSuck - January 26, 2006 05:46 AM (GMT)
Monty Brown uses a fucking TACKLE. Abyss does a sidewalk slam. Ron Killings a scissors kick. None of these move scream "OH MY GOD AWESOME !!!"
jamiegeist - January 26, 2006 05:50 AM (GMT)
Abyss uses a "Bossman Slam", not that I want to start that discussion again. And to be honest, Abyss Black Hole Slam does routinely look very impactful and a bit awesome. Killings uses the same move as Booker T, so I'm not sure where you are going with that one.
I gave you two arguments. There is the 'TNA is higher impact' argument. Which I agree with for the most part. There is also the 'TNA exists in a different time/space' which you totally ignored. Refer to my response above....it doesn't matter what moves kill people dead in the E...because they aren't one in the same.
I have no argument for Monty Brown. He sucks. The pounce sucks. Its gay as hell. I just....can't.
Scrooge McSuck - January 26, 2006 05:52 AM (GMT)
Didn't Trytan (or whoever that tall sucky guy was) win matches with a chokeslam back on the FSN days? I honestly don't remember, since the Xplosion replay would usually clip out his matches (thank god)? Or maybe Kevin Northcutt? I seem to remember one of those Red Shirts guys winning matches with chokeslams.
Or maybe Erik Watts.
jamiegeist - January 26, 2006 05:55 AM (GMT)
I think Watts might have used one.
Even if he did, that means nothing. The "kayfabe" idea of a finisher is that the person is a specialist of that move, which is why they use it and it gets the job done, and why opponents don't routinely use the same move. They aren't specilists.
Abyss' finish isn't the chokeslam. Maybe he just doesn't have it quite "perfected" the way that Big Show, Undertaker, and -- Oh sweet jesus I can't even finish this thought.
You're fuckin wrong Scrooge. Sorry. You're just way off the mark with this one, and I'm not sure how to make it any simpler. I tried reasoning it, and it makes less sense than the actual truth. So please, tell me where you're coming from. I'm honestly not sure if its your blind TNA hate, your massive Kane (chokeslam?) love, or just your pure ignorance at 12 am.
Scrooge McSuck - January 26, 2006 05:59 AM (GMT)
And I think you're wrong. Promotions always do petty shit like making a big finishing move look weak. WCW and WWF did it all the time, most notably WCW having Disco Inferno do a stunner that was almost always kicked out of. Swiggy made a big deal that someone used Samoa Joe's stupid musclebuster, insinuating WWE did it to take a shot at TNA, and I responded that TNA does it all of the time too, and gave ONE example. I'm sorry I don't study every god damn match. TNA is known for doing their best to take shots at WWE (planting signs, the little universal studios situation last year, praising their own PPV's over their "competitons", etc. etc.), so it's not out of the question they have their wrestlers no sell WWE's main eventers finishing moves.
jamiegeist - January 26, 2006 06:11 AM (GMT)
First off, Swigg did no such thing.
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| I was waiting to see how long it would take for a WWE midcarder to use the Musclebuster |
I don't know how that is "insinuating WWE did it to take a shot at TNA". To me, it isnt. To me it is saying "I wonder how long it will take before a WWE midcarder starts using the Musclebuster, becasue it is a kickass move".
"Promotions always do petty shit"? We have one example to go off of...that being WCW and WWF back in the day. I never thought of Disco using the stunner as the least bit disrespectful, and I definitely don't remember people kicking out of it routinely either. I just figured the dude needed a finisher, and it was one of the hottest things going. It worked too, cause it helped get him over. Anyone would pop for a stunner back then -- anyway.
To sum it up, you seem to think TNA "takes shots" at WWE. I honestly haven't seen any of that. They aren't low-brow about it if they do. Saying your PPV is the best thing on PPV right now is just....well its true, and it is also just smart business. You think they should undersell themselves?
Scrooge McSuck - January 26, 2006 06:15 AM (GMT)
During one of their commercials (which ran until the next PPV), they had something saying "Final Resolution blows "the competitions show" from a few weeks ago away." (except it was more insulting against WWE) It's OK to put yourself over, but where's this competition coming from? There's no need to say that. I never heard Jim Ross say "Our PPV last night kicked WCW's ass." Maybe WCW did it, but look where they are now.
jamiegeist - January 26, 2006 06:25 AM (GMT)
Jesus Scrooge, you aren't even making sense now. You sound like one of those mindless idiots from the tard boards.
Jim Ross didnt say "our PPV kicked WCW's ass"?
Right, and neither did Tenay, or the ad, or whatever you are saying.
Thats a respectful claim at being the best. You're just throwing up fucking hail marys here trying to dig yourself out of your suddenly TSM-like hole.
jamiegeist - January 26, 2006 06:28 AM (GMT)
For real here. I'm not trying to start some kind of tard-feud. I was having a discussion, and I just don't think you're making valid points or even listening to yourself. From what I've read from you here, you can't possibly think the things you are writing, cause I know you aren't that stupid.
I think you misunderstood Swigg, and generated your own little world and story out of it. It just snowballed from there. Its all good.
Scrooge McSuck - January 26, 2006 06:50 AM (GMT)
You're right. I took Swigg's comment out of text, and made a big stink out of it. I'm still pissed though, that a JTTS like Chris Sabin is kicking out of a move that even Triple H has done the job for.
jamiegeist - January 26, 2006 06:52 AM (GMT)
I understand. But for real, I think the only way to look at it and to have it make sense is not put them in the same universe.
That gets complicated when Christian is on WWE in the same month as TNA. But really, especially in regards to finishers....it isn't even the same league. The same rules don't even apply.
Real F'n Show - January 26, 2006 01:17 PM (GMT)
I know you guys are having a serious discussion, but I find it fucking hilarious when you two argue. Especially when jamiegeist says "you're fucking wrong Scrooge." Hilarious.
whitemilesdavis - January 26, 2006 02:50 PM (GMT)
That was quite entertaining. I'd pay to see you two in a big flame war.
jamiegeist - January 26, 2006 08:44 PM (GMT)
Glad we could be of service.