Have a Gander

All I can say is this: AJ & Raven's figures STILL don't really look like Raven & AJ, Chris Sabin needs to stop wearing thongs, & man do I hate the gimmicky shit that comes with these toys

The hell is up with that Sabin figure?

Apparently the people who make these don't watch wrestling. All of them look nothing like teir real-life selves, and even the ring attire is out dated. I thought Raven stopped wearing a skirt, and didn't know Sabin wore his girlfriends underpants as tights.

Where are the Daniels and Joe figures?

There's not enough plastic to make one of Joe. :D

Not since WWE made the Yokozuna Legends figure.

That's why Hasbro stopped producing WWF figures back in 1994... making TWO versions of Yokozuna inside of a year put them in the red.

HA HA.

Dude, the Joe fat jokes are getting pretty lame Scrooge.

All of my jokes are lame. I thought that was already established. :D

Okay, I'll rephrase that.............it's getting annoying.

It's no worse than goofy nicknames smarks give wrestlers they hate. Besides, Joe IS the most out of shape looking wrestler TNA has, so huzzah!

Your right, but those goofy nicknames aren't thrown around here in every thread. You hate for Joe's look is constantly refered to by you and it's getting OLD.

Fine. I'll stop making fun of SJ for being fat if you lay off the gay jokes.

He can probably lay off gay jokes, but then it's just going to turn him into him stabbing more people.

Stabbing things is a natural habit. You stab your meat when you eat it, don't you? :D

That's why I use chop sticks.

Since when am I heavy on the gay jokes......

And I can easily stop stabbing people...........it's just the body dismemberment that I'll have trouble quitting cold turkey.

I have the same problem. ...Is it so wrong that I laugh when I see pictures of decapitations?

No not wrong. I'm glad you enjoy my work.

Was it wrong for me to not buy Dawn of the Dead at Wal-Mart today for $8? :D

That AJ Styles figure looks alright, but I have the first one so I'm not in any rush to get another one.

The Raven figure looks just like the first one.

The Sabin figure doesn't look right.

The Alpha Male toy looks good, IMHO.

I still need to get a Daniels figure though, so I won't be looking into buying any of these. They look like more fun than the crappy WWE figures.

Nope. Because it's not the Ultimate Edition (which is the best DVD of all time).

I'll give them credit for the Monty Brown figure. The AJ Styles figure looks decent, I guess.

AJ's head looks like Jeff Probst (of Survivor fame).

What the fuck is the thing that comes with Monty?

I don't eat meat.

A turnbuckle...with an arm?

Maybe you hook Monty into it to deliver the POOOUUUUUUNNNCCCE?

If so..........thats really gay.

But I think you might be right.

THAT'S what that is? Well Jamie is right.................that's pretty gay.

That's why WCW figures never sold like WWE's.

WCW sold figures? :D

I remember being pissed off when I bought a Bret Hart. It looked more like Howard Stern on roids than Bret. And those shitty rubber mold ones from 1994-96 that were like a foot tall were even worse! The fact they were as big as the ring they were modeled for was pretty funny too.