Title: God Help Us All
Big F'N Swigg - January 8, 2006 08:02 PM (GMT)
WWE.com has announced that the Billion Dollar Princess and her husband Triple H are expecting their first child. I want to take a second to congratulate them both.
Scrooge McSuck - January 8, 2006 08:21 PM (GMT)
Oh NO... In 2025, we'll be suffering through a Triple H Jr. god-push.
Congratulations to them, but damn thats gonna suck if they push that kid into wrestling, and we all know they will.
jamiegeist - January 8, 2006 08:59 PM (GMT)
Oh sweet jesus. The birth will probably be televised. With a run-in.
Scrooge McSuck - January 8, 2006 09:04 PM (GMT)
And the baby has to be born with a sledgehammer in its hands.
jamiegeist - January 8, 2006 09:06 PM (GMT)
Mad Dog - January 8, 2006 11:38 PM (GMT)
Just hope it's not a boy. Because if it is about 20 years from now the WWF Title will be finding a new waist to constantly be around.
Mad Dog - January 8, 2006 11:52 PM (GMT)
In other news:
Nathan Jones has been hired again to wet nurse for the McMahons.
prof_plague - January 9, 2006 05:38 AM (GMT)
It actually bugs me that they addressed them as Stephanie and Paul Levesque.
Scrooge McSuck - January 9, 2006 06:28 AM (GMT)
Why? It's their real names, and kayfabe died in 1998.
prof_plague - January 9, 2006 06:39 AM (GMT)
They've been doing a better job about keeping kayfabe as of late.
SamoaRowe - January 9, 2006 07:02 PM (GMT)
Just wait until they bring back a 50 year old Chris Jericho to do a job to the demon offspring.
Colcollazo - January 9, 2006 11:36 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Jan 9 2006, 01:28 AM) |
| Why? It's their real names, and kayfabe died in 1998. |
Hah, it died in the mid 90s when ECW was coming up and WWF and WCW business was bad. And people, we don't know if it's a boy yet...
The Last Free Voice - January 10, 2006 01:40 AM (GMT)
All I know is that it'll end up no selling the slap and going over the Doctor. Probably on Raw.
Big F'N Swigg - January 11, 2006 03:21 AM (GMT)
Colcollazo - January 25, 2006 01:42 AM (GMT)
Bump
HHH officially said at the Royal Rumble press conference, that the baby is a boy...
Mad Dog - January 25, 2006 01:45 AM (GMT)
So 2024 starts that kid's rise to the top of the WWF.
Scrooge McSuck - January 25, 2006 03:45 AM (GMT)
I'm sure when I'm 40 years old (god damn, I'm gonna be old), I won't be watching WWE anymore... I'll probably be dead.
eStragand - January 25, 2006 04:24 AM (GMT)
Wait..you mean Triple H or Hunter Hearst Hemlsley isn't his real name??!
Fuck....this...this..this changes everything for me.