I would have to go with Torrie Wilson for using Maria's face as doggie toilet paper. Serious, that was evil. It also cemented those 3 girls as my favorite stable in wrestling right now.

Shelton's Mama would come a close second for the line: "We don't take ass-woopings, we give them!"

Cena would probably be next for me, because of how he got booed out of the building. So he's gonna go back to his lame raps to try to recapture the heat? 5 gay references in a 30 second nursery rhyme is not clever in any way.

I only got to watch the last 10 minutes or so of Raw - was out the entire day and didn't come back until then.

Out of those choices, it was Kurt Angle because he was bad-ass in the main event.

I picked Other. That being: The fans. Them booing Cena's ass into oblivion was easily the most enjoyable part of the show for me.

For the few minutes I watched, I'm going with Angle; I've always liked watching heels work. It's more fun to watch a heel work a crowd, in my opinion.

Other: Kane. He carried his own well against HBK, and actually went over... even though he needed help from Vince.

Runner Up: The Fans. Them shitting on Cena's tired act = GOLD.

This is my thought: Cena wrote his own raps as heel - gets over. Cena becomes face, writers decide they should write the raps - Cena loses heat.

Cena was doing lame dick/gay jokes as a heel and face. People are just tired of it. Remember, D-X grew pretty damn stale doing the exact same act by 1999. You can only do crotch chops and tell people to suck it so many times before the casual audience starts going "feh."

True. But at least the raps were more creative when he was a heel. It's kind of like Carlito. His promos are good at first, but they started to go downhill afterwards. (Although I think they're picking up again.)

Creative? I'm sure if I tried that hard, I can make lame dick jokes too.

Hehehe... I said "hard." I'm funny.

Angle. The shoes are boss.

Awesome idea for a thread, by the way, we should do it weekly.

Go for it, dickboy. Start cranking out a couple good raps a week. What I meant was that his original raps that got him over at least had some subtly to it, rather than just just making straight forward dick and poop jokes.


Example of what a rapper might say (taken from C-Rayz Walz, I think):

You should've shot your foot when it was in your mouth.

That's something good, creative, funny and subtle

No it isn't. That sucked. Dick jokes are some of the most uncreative raps and insults ever, especially when you consider the person making them all the time must have some strange obsession with them.

I'd go with Edge for the Flair video, something about the idea of Flair thumbing the guy in the eye just made it for me.

I'm going with Shelton, because he was such a good sport about being buried. Shelton's Mama was a close second.