From IWRwrestling.com's interview on Meltzer's site with Alex Shelley. Some great word association, The Aries one had me cracking up.

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SHOW: In one sentence, give us an unknown fact about the following guys...

Roderick Strong: Once spent an entire payday buying shots for girls at a bar/dance club in Windsor.

Jimmy Jacobs: Wants to get the entire Contra Code (Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start) for NES tattooed as a backpiece.

Chris Sabin: One time, I backbody dropped him through a windshield while Truth Martini was making out with a girl we nicknamed "The British Bulldog".

Jimmy Rave: Gave a girl a "promise ring" in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead.

Petey Williams: At the Super 8, I knocked out a filling in his molar with a slap while he was crotched on the top rope.

Austin Aries: Once told a chubby girl in college that he'd take her out to the movies after she consistently pestered him at a pub, and told her "The crane will be by around 7."

Jack Evans: Loves to play indoor soccer. Sorry, this is more than one sentence, but I need to clarify. Takes a soccer ball and kicks it around the inside of his house. Like, at the computer, TV, lamp, etc. etc.

-Hidaka, being the smooth operator he is, managed to convince them it was Sonjays birthday, so we got a free cake. Also, I had quite a bit to drink. Chris Daniels tried showing some girls retarded magic tricks that got over like a ketchup popsicle being held by someone with white gloves. After that, we went to a Karaoke bar. It was pretty bitchin'. --

... Between The crane line and Corino's "Beating a dead horse" story, I think Aries may be the most under-rated comedian in Wrestling...

I don't know why that's so damn funny to me, but it is...

I didn't know Hidaka actually spoke English. He would've gotten massive bonus points if he also convinced them that Dutt was only 12.