Armed Response just defeated Ink Inc. 2 games to 1. Game 3 actually had me on the edge of my seat. Came down to Watrin & benedetto against Toth of Ink and the idiot tried catching the ball instead of deflecting it. Armed Response faces Certified Public Assassins (CPA) in the Semi-Finals.

Damn, I wish I got this. What channel is it on anyway?

Game Show Network.

Next up is the Reef Sharks vs. BLING of the Expansion Division. Winners face Delta Force in the Semi-Finals.

Reef Sharks Roster:
#18 Mark Pontius
#7 Mark Long
#69 Chris Bullis
#12 Amy Wiseman
#9 Melanie Thomas

BLING Roster:
#88 Portis Hershey
#90 Frank Frisoli
#14 Adam Ullberg
#15 Mia Parler
#8 Alvina Carroll

The Reef Sharks won Game #1 easily and didn't even bother with a regeneration. In an edit, Reef Sharks also won game 2 after a B.S. call, sweeping BLING to go on to the Semi-Finals. (Cries) The God-Damn captain of the Reef Sharks was on the shitty "Silently But Deadly Mimes" last season!

Coming up next... THE ALL-STAR GAME! (does a Happy Dance)

ALL-STAR TEAM ROSTERS:

Team #1: Coupe DeBill
David Benedetto (Armed Response)
Bobby Roe (Delta Force)
Tyrone Rush (Barbell Mafia)
Strati Hovartez (Ink Inc.)
Mia Parler (Bling)

Team #2: Prozach
Michael Costanza (CPA)
Frank Frisoli (Bling)
Mark Long (Reef Sharks)
Paul Green (Delta Force)
Anna Bartsch (M.A.D)

I'm said Art Spiegel nor Mandy Sommers made a team, although Sommers SUCKED compared to last year. Damn bias teams!

In Game #1, both teams have a mad rush of eliminations, but both teams get their regenerations for this game. Go Costanza! Hovartez fucking DECKED Bartsch for an elimination, leaving Long by himself against Rush and Hovartez... but is eliminated as I type that. Team DeBill wins!

Game #2 - Team Prozach wins easily just losing Costanza and last eliminating Hovartez... I'm shocked!

Game #3 - Costanza and Benedetto are the Dead Man Walking. If they are eliminated, the game ends for whichever team. Benedetto is by himself for the regeneration... and actually survives because Green doesn't throw! Full teams for both... until the M.A.D chick is gone. Long is gone. Roe is gone before he catches Frisolis ball. Rush is gone on a catch. Costanza BARELY avoids elimination as Frisoli is eliminated. Out of nowhere Costanza is hit by Hovartez and Team DeBill wins the game 2-1!


Coming Up Next Week... THE SEMI-FINALS OF EXTREME DODGEBALL PLAYOFFS!

Classic Division Championship: Certified Public Assassins (7-3) vs. Armed Response (6-5)

CPA's Lineup: Michael Costanza, Mandy Sommers, Art Spigel, Natasha Pospich, and their captain Tobias McKinney.

Armed Response Lineup: Kel Watrin, David Rice, Nicole Zingale, Tanya Fenderbosch, and their captain David "The Animal" Benedetto.

Expanision Division Championship: Delta Force (6-4) vs. Reef Sharks (6-5)

Delta Force Lineup: Geoff Meed, Bobby Roe, Lisa Marshall, Linda Overheu, and their captain Paul Green.

Reef Sharks Lineup: Mark Long, Chris Bullis, Amy Wiseman, Melanie Thomas, and their captain Mark Pontius

A kind of marathon is on right now from 3-7 (ET I guess), showing I think the best games or just the last 4 episodes of the 2nd year of the regular season.

So far, showed Armed Response (4-3) def. The CPA's (5-2) 2 games to 0, and the Reef Sharks (3-4) def. M.A.D. (2-5) 2 games to 1.

Delta Force (3-4) vs. Bling (5-2) is coming up NEXT. And as quickly as I noted that, Delta Force murdered the Bling team in two games.

Shown in highlight form was the Barbell Mafia (2-5) laying the smakethdown on Ink Inc. (4-3).

Episode #2 Starts, and yes, it's the last 4 episodes of aired.

Barbell Mafia (3-5) vs. Reef Sharks (4-4) Is match #1 of the show. Sharks continue the winning streak by winning 2 games to 0, and moving to second place in the Expansion Division.

CPA's (5-3) def. M.A.D (sucky record) in a pretty entertaining match... for Dodgeball that is. Came down to the deadmen walking, and Evil Art Spiegel survived.

Next.... Armed Response vs. Delta Force.

Vince McMahon should buy this and put it on NBC.

No way... he would ruin everything fun about it. He would add a stupid rule like you must tackle someone to get a win, or no suicide dives.

Good point. Although I must say the XFL version of the coin toss kicks ass.

It did, although it sounded so childish.

the main problem was teamwork. The teams had very little time to get organized (few weeks tops), and thus really had no rhythm or anything to do something great. The games felt lackluster, and trying to do "storylines" during halftime (remember the "going in the cheerleader locker room" dream?) just made it worse.

<---liked XFL (ducks flaming garbage) Man New York/New Jersey Hitmen... they should've won it all! Fucking lame coach.

Delta Force (def. Reef Sharks) vs. Armed Response (def. CPA's) in the Finals of Extreme Dodgeball Season 2.

Delta Force obliterates Armed Response in Game #1.

Game #2: Benedetto survives for regeneration leading to a Armed Response victory, sending this game into the sudden death Dead Man Walking Game 3! (dances)

ARMED RESPONSE WINS! ARMED RESPONSE WINS! ARMED RESPONSE WINS! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!