Title: Hardy gone??
jamiegeist - December 13, 2005 06:41 AM (GMT)
Multiple sites are reporting that Jeff Hardy no showed the PPV once again last night, and may finally be finally really done for real finally.
I for one, am ecstatic as it not only clears a spot for someone to move up the card, but it gets rid of one of the only eyesores and things I really hate about a TNA broadcast. I just plain old don't like Hardy, and he looks retarded and sloppy when he gets out there. I hate the paint all over him as well. And his shitty theme music that he sings on his way down, crawling like a fuckin idiot.
Sorry, just not a fan.
Thoughts?
prof_plague - December 13, 2005 07:35 AM (GMT)
I've always been a fan of Matt Hardy, and The Hardys as a tag team, but never bought into Jeff Hardy the singles star. I think Flair had it wrong when he called Foley a glorified stunt man, he should've meant Jeff Hardy; I'm a fan of spot monkeys and all, but not for most of his spots.
Real F'n Show - December 13, 2005 01:30 PM (GMT)
I'm not a fan either, but you have to admit he's one of the most over with the TNA crowd...
Scrooge McSuck - December 13, 2005 02:15 PM (GMT)
Hopefully this means I won't have to look at ugly porkers dressing up like him... and how come no one ever brings the "Jeff Hardy paints my house" sign that I keep mentioning every week? You'd think someone has the same lame humour as I do.
eStragand - December 13, 2005 05:42 PM (GMT)
Several reasons I'm not a fan of the guy:
-His moves look unconvincing. The swanton doesn't look like it hurts at all-- it just barely grazes the opponent's back. I don't understand how getting tossed off the top corner hurts..but hitting a "swanton" is a finisher? He also has a ridiculous climbing/spinning "front foot back kick" move. Look out! A flying toe!!
-The aforementioned paint and music. If he really does "live life like a rock star", then he can check himself into a rehab clinic and disppear for five years. That'd rule. Or choke on someone else's vomit.
-His ring attire sucks. Not to be Dr. Fashion of The Rasslin World, but wearing jeans, a wife beater and tennis shoes isn't cool. But some fricking boots, pads and tights on. And someone explain to me the 3 foot long hanky that he hangs out of his pocket. "Well, that's cuz' his matches are shitty ES, and he needs something to wipe it up".
Scrooge McSuck - December 13, 2005 05:48 PM (GMT)
I thought it was his spooge rag, but that is an unfound rumour.
prof_plague - December 13, 2005 06:44 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (eStragand @ Dec 13 2005, 11:42 AM) |
| -His ring attire sucks. Not to be Dr. Fashion of The Rasslin World, but wearing jeans, a wife beater and tennis shoes isn't cool. But some fricking boots, pads and tights on. And someone explain to me the 3 foot long hanky that he hangs out of his pocket. "Well, that's cuz' his matches are shitty ES, and he needs something to wipe it up". |
The jeans and sneakers thing bothers me less, yes, he does look like a complete tool, but he at least he's a complete tool who looks different than everyother wrestle on the roster. It's kind of like when there was a battle royal on Raw, and it was hard to tell which wrestle was which because a lot of them look/dress the same.
Scrooge McSuck - December 13, 2005 06:50 PM (GMT)
But Hardy looks like a reject coke-addicted backyard wrestler. Hell, he even wrestles like one.
I'd rather see Val Venis, Chris Masters, and Matt Striker looking the same instead of someone who looks like he just got out of bed at the Betty Ford Clinic.
prof_plague - December 13, 2005 07:54 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Dec 13 2005, 12:50 PM) |
| But Hardy looks like a reject coke-addicted backyard wrestler. Hell, he even wrestles like one. |
He pretty much is exactly that.
dynamite kido - December 13, 2005 07:54 PM (GMT)
I say good and good riddance.
Scrooge McSuck - December 13, 2005 07:56 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (prof_plague @ Dec 13 2005, 02:54 PM) |
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Dec 13 2005, 12:50 PM) | | But Hardy looks like a reject coke-addicted backyard wrestler. Hell, he even wrestles like one. |
He pretty much is exactly that.
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I wouldn't say he does cocaine, since I, nor anyone else, really doesn't know his personal life, but he looks like someone who enjoys recreational drugs.