Various WWE News Items... (Da Wrestling Board)

Title: Various WWE News Items...

Scrooge McSuck - December 5, 2005 11:44 AM (GMT)

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- The early numbers for Taboo Tuesday and No Mercy are in. Taboo Tuesday did 215,000 buys and No Mercy did 220,000 buys better than last year's efforts.

Another failure, but at least it was a BIT better than last year.

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Vince McMahon has written a page that will be inserted at the end of the upcoming Eddie Guerrero book, covering his passing.

Fine by me.

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The plan right now is for Trish Stratus to turn on Mickie James and the upcoming weeks, Officials feel that Stratus works better as a heel and Mickie makes for a great plucky underdog.

And who didn't see this coming? I called this happend 3 minutes into "Mickie's" Debut.

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John Cena will not be turning heel as the WWE will be enforcing that he has no friends in the Raw locker room and Monday was a taste of his more Austin like edge that he will use. Former WWE star Jamal was signed to become Cena's backup from the streets.

Ahem... suburban neighborhoods in Massachesetts isn't "from the streets", so I don't buy into Cena being this wigger wanna be bitch.

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Big Show and Kane will now be heels on both Raw and Smackdown, agents state that they have proven too dominant to be faces of any kind and for those wondering about the segment with Triple H, it was to show that Show and Kane answer to no one.

BS-to-English: HHH can keep Show and Kane below the glass ceiling again, by playing 3rd fiddle to him and his nose.

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Stacy Keibler will be in 2 upcoming movies playing a character in "Manhunt in the Caribbean" and making an appearance in the sequel to "Big Momma's House" she has also apprently dyed her hair brown.

As long as she's off TV I don't give a fuck.

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Booker T was auditioning for an announcer spot on Friday's edition of Smackdown after he retires.

Both Rey Mysterio and Randy Orton will be in main event slots next year at Wrestlemania according to recent talks.

Kurt Angle wants fans to know that he is in good shape and says fans shouldn't worry about him.

If you noticed that certain superstars don't seem as toned or ripped it's because the WWE is taking the drug policy very seriously.

Booker will never retire. He's the african-american version of Terry Funk, and I call 3 months before everyone is juiced to hell again.

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The idea behind Martin Wright's "Boogeyman" character was derived from Shane McMahon's brainstorming.

HBK wants to start a program with John Cena.

Jamie Noble will be returning to SmackDown! house shows towards the end of December

The Women's Championship will be defended on both shows soon as a throwback to the first draft.

Trevor Murdoch is expected to get pushed more heavily and is going to feud with Chavo Guerrero.

1. Shane sucks if that's his idea of good brainstorming.
2. HBK just wants to overshadow the new talent. Sur-fucking-prise.
3. Eh... he won't get pushed.
4. No one cares.
5. Feuding with CHAVO is a push? Surprised me.

Colcollazo - December 5, 2005 11:15 PM (GMT)

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Jamal will be Cena's backup from the streets? Why is WWE trying to push Cena to be gangsta when it'll just end up making him a wigga, what the fuck, is whatever he's from in Massachusetts the hood or some shit?

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Booker actually sounded funny on some spots in the Benoit vs Regal on Smackdown, so I wouldn't mind.

That's good for both Rey and Orton.

Kurt Angle is seriously living in denial, Eddie was in the best shape of his life and look what unfortunately happened. Wrestling with such a fucked up neck with no breaks is gonna catch up to him sooner or later, we all know he's need a fucking break.

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WOW...Shane is shitty ass booker.

HBK wants to feud with Cena because he knows Cena's getting heat.

Looking foward to see Noble again.

Yeh, no one gives a hot fuck.

They should've kept him in that team with the other cowboy, and yeh they haven't pushed Chavo yet in order to call putting him against Chavo a "push".

prof_plague - December 6, 2005 12:03 AM (GMT)

3MW is going to be face?

Big F'N Swigg - December 6, 2005 01:12 AM (GMT)

Actually, I think the booking of the Boogeyman has been good. The characters not so great, but the New Talent Initiative from the network was a good way to introduce him without people trying to take him too seriously

Real F'n Show - December 6, 2005 01:16 AM (GMT)

So I'm really pissed Velocity is an "online only" show now. No more fun 8 minute Jamie Noble matches...

Big F'N Swigg - December 6, 2005 01:23 AM (GMT)

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So I'm really pissed Velocity is an "online only" show now. No more fun 8 minute Jamie Noble matches...

Saturday Night would be awesome with both Velocity & Impact on.

But seriously, I hate Velocity & Heat being online, as I can't really watch them. I get to hear, and watch stills of what happened 2 minutes back

prof_plague - December 6, 2005 01:28 AM (GMT)

I've been able to watch most of the matches, but sometimes the matches didn't load, the ad would, but not the matches...like the Eugene vs. Colt Cabana match.

Big F'N Swigg - December 6, 2005 01:40 AM (GMT)

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I've been able to watch most of the matches, but sometimes the matches didn't load, the ad would, but not the matches...like the Eugene vs. Colt Cabana match.

OF ALL THE MATCHES !!!!!!

SamoaRowe - December 6, 2005 01:42 AM (GMT)

I ended up watching Cabana/Eugene, and it was okay for what it was.

The only match on Velocity or Heat that I've taken time out of my day to watch recently was MNM vs London/Kendrick. It was good stuff that I would have loved to be able to add to a compilation tape.

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