Title: Guess who WWE just hired back...?
Description: 3 minutes and we're outa here...
SamoaRowe - December 2, 2005 09:58 PM (GMT)
Yep, I just read that WWE has signed back Jamal. Since Rosey hasn't been on tv in a few weeks, this could mean that 3 Minute Warning will make their triumphant return and perhaps capture a tag team championship.
Anyone up for Kane and Big Show vs 3 Minute Warning?
Scrooge McSuck - December 2, 2005 10:09 PM (GMT)
...Fuck. I wanted Vince Russo.
Edit: Forgot to mention this: fuck, they signed that sack of crap guy who couldn't protect ANYONE he was in the ring with? Let's see... he fucked up Pat Patterson, Moolah, Jimmy Snuka, Big Show, the lesbians, and countless other people. I wish I got a job for hurting wrestlers...
(hides plans to assault Triple H and Shawn Michaels when Raw comes to Ft. Myers in 3 weeks)
jamiegeist - December 2, 2005 10:17 PM (GMT)
Haha, he stiffed a lesbian. That ruled.
prof_plague - December 2, 2005 10:22 PM (GMT)
Scrooge McSuck - December 2, 2005 10:24 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (jamiegeist @ Dec 2 2005, 05:17 PM) |
| Haha, he stiffed a lesbian. That ruled. |
:lol: Everyone sure is on their A-game today with jokes.
prof_plague - December 2, 2005 10:31 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (jamiegeist @ Dec 2 2005, 04:17 PM) |
| Haha, he stiffed a lesbian. That ruled. |
Poor Looney Lane and Savvy Sasha.
Real F'n Show - December 3, 2005 12:09 AM (GMT)
Well that sucks...Jamal's been tearing shit up in Japan, and he's way over too.
Oh well, at least he's improved A TON.
TehDoct0r - December 3, 2005 12:32 AM (GMT)
I don't care, Three Minute Warning ruled.
Scrooge McSuck - December 3, 2005 12:38 AM (GMT)
If the new word to define "sucked" is "ruled", then I agree.
Real F'n Show - December 3, 2005 12:51 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Dec 2 2005, 06:38 PM) |
| If the new word to define "sucked" is "ruled", then I agree. |
Just because they were always squashing people? That's the booking, not the ability. They were pretty decent, agile big men.
TehDoct0r - December 3, 2005 02:29 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Dec 2 2005, 06:38 PM) |
| If the new word to define "sucked" is "ruled", then I agree. |
They ruled. Find me another man that big that can do a split-legged moonsault.
And they are the only people ever that made me happy to see Eric Bischoff.
Besides....
| QUOTE |
| Haha, he stiffed a lesbian. That ruled. |
If you didn't love that, you're not a wrestling fan.
Scrooge McSuck - December 3, 2005 11:23 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Real F'n Show @ Dec 2 2005, 07:51 PM) |
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Dec 2 2005, 06:38 PM) | | If the new word to define "sucked" is "ruled", then I agree. |
Just because they were always squashing people? That's the booking, not the ability. They were pretty decent, agile big men.
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But really sloppy (Jamal more so). The only matches I can remember having any substance/non-squashes were with Booker T & Goldust and the Dudley Boyz. I honestly can't remember a single match of theirs that made me go "Hmmm, that was a good match." While I'm all for bringing in more tag teams, I don't want the ones I hated years ago that broke up.
Since I mentioned Tag Teams, when did Smackdown have so many? MNM, The Mexicools, LOD 2.0, The Dicks, and the Jobber Force of London/Kendrick and Vito/Nunzio.
prof_plague - December 3, 2005 05:43 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Dec 3 2005, 05:23 AM) |
| Since I mentioned Tag Teams, when did Smackdown have so many? MNM, The Mexicools, LOD 2.0, The Dicks, and the Jobber Force of London/Kendrick and Vito/Nunzio. |
Ever since the WWE realized they still have wrestlers with talent on the roster that they want to use, and not release just yet, but have no use for - so they stuck them in tag teams.
Scrooge McSuck - December 3, 2005 06:20 PM (GMT)
I forgot to mention Regal and Burchill, since Regal worked a singles match last night instead of tagging... what was the point of teaming S2H and Funaki for the Battle Royale, though? :huh:
prof_plague - December 3, 2005 06:47 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Dec 3 2005, 12:20 PM) |
| I forgot to mention Regal and Burchill, since Regal worked a singles match last night instead of tagging... what was the point of teaming S2H and Funaki for the Battle Royale, though? :huh: |
Refer to my post.
So, why are newcomers like Kennedy, BoogeyMan, and Lashley getting these huge pushes will Burchill is doing Velocity duty?
Scrooge McSuck - December 3, 2005 06:49 PM (GMT)
Kennedy, Lashley, and Boogeyman are large with good bodies. Burchill doesn't. He's probably the better work of the bunch, just to spite me. :P
TehDoct0r - December 3, 2005 07:04 PM (GMT)
Burchill is almost certainly the better worker of the bunch, just not in his current role. He was pretty badass in FWA tho.
prof_plague - December 3, 2005 07:45 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Dec 3 2005, 12:49 PM) |
| Kennedy, Lashley, and Boogeyman are large with good bodies. Burchill doesn't. He's probably the better work of the bunch, just to spite me. :P |
He's not a small guy. May be "creative doesn't have anything" for him.
dynamite kido - December 3, 2005 08:57 PM (GMT)
I actually think it's a good thing that they brought back Jamal as he has improved quite a bit since being in Japan. But they are fucking him totally if they stick him in 3MW again.
prof_plague - December 3, 2005 09:32 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dynamite kido @ Dec 3 2005, 02:57 PM) |
| I actually think it's a good thing that they brought back Jamal as he has improved quite a bit since being in Japan. But they are fucking him totally if they stick him in 3MW again. |
At least we won't have to see Rosey bumbling around as a superhero without Hurricane.