It's been about a year since I got the invite from Real F'n Show to be a part of DWB. Lots have gone down in the past year... sort of.

We've had...

The DWB Hall of Fame
The DWB Top 100
The crowning of the first DWB Champion
Many polls
A dozen active posters :P

Any other thoughts as DWB turns 1?

I just can't believe we've lasted a year. Thanks to Scrooge, DK, WMD, Mad Dog, Swiggy, LFV, eStragand, the New Hampshire gang and everyone else for making this place successful, even if we do only have a handfull of people who post.

If anyone gets bored they should go back and count how many time's I'm called Emo. That'd be a stat to keep.

We should start our own independent wrestling league. We could call it OSWGWA (Out of Shape White Guy Wrestling Association).

I also predict that Scrooge will hate on a bunch of wrestlers but marry Kane, dynamitekido will watch a lot of horror movies, Mad Dog will win the DWB championship, and I'll post under sports and wait days at a time for a response.


Happy 1st!

I predict I will eventually give up on Wrestling entirely, untill a certian Pepsi-tattooed punkrock kid makes his WWE debut... Then I fanboy to death.

I can't believe I have 1/3 as many posts as Scrooge.

I honestly can say that this place is pretty much my favorite place on the web.

















But It'd be soooo much better without Scrooge.






















Really, it would

Actually, when I stop to think about it, I visit this board more than any other site online. I visit this place more than Livejournal, Yahoo, TSM, WWE.com, etc.

I've loved this joint since I found it, if I remember correctly, via Scott Keith's blog. That used to be an okay place to discuss all things wrestling, but this place is a hell of a lot better.

It is definitely on the short list of favorites I click on EVERY time I log on. I enjoy it, and enjoy you all.

Except Scrooge.

No for real, just kidding.

A thought:

Scrooge has made 6,660 posts and he's been part of the board since Dec. 7. Can we expect more than double that within 2006?

Oh shut up...

Sounds like a plan. (picks out wedding dress) (whistles Here Comes the Bride)

Wow, I didn't know you had found us through the Scott Keith blog (which I had e-mailed him about btw). I had gone on to think that me doing that had been pointless in the long run, but we got at least one quality poster out of it :)

Who's the poster? :D OK, now we're even.

:P Good one, good one.


So Scrooge, what would you like as a wedding present? Make sure Kane wears that suit he wore for his wedding with Lita, he looked pimping in it B)

Stop that! Can't we ever have a serious discussion here? On a totally unrelated topic, I'm having the hair shaved off my ass this afternoon. :P

OK, for real... I liked his pimp suit from the2005 Hall of Fame show better.

Serious... conversation? Why would we ever want to have one of those?

Yeah, smart idea having your ass shaved. If you don't do it yourself, I'm sure Kane would be eager to do it for you.

OK, enough about me and my rear. Who can ever forget this classic DWB moment...









... Fuck, I forgot.

When you sum it all up... I'd say the phrase "verbal blowjob" (or "verbally blowing", etc) has emerged as DWB's contribution to society for 2005.

Scrooge, who is shaving your ass for you? And where do you find someone interested in doing this?

I only ask for my uh, friend, of course.

Raul the cobana boy. He'll do anything for a couple of tacos. [/racially offensive joke of the day]

Ewwwww. Aye Carumba.

It's good to see we foster a loving environment here at the DWB.



*waits for someone to say something back so I can tell them to fuck off

Of course, Scrooge then fries his ass hair to make the shells for the tacos. Cheap bastard...

*Waits to be told to fuck off...

Yeah, I'm waiting too.

Hey, it's the season for giving, so fuck all y'all. And a Merry Fucking Christmas.

So, Scrooge has now been a member of the board for a year and 10 days and has made over 7,100 posts. So...can we expect 14,200 at this rate?

I've also enjoyed being part of this board, even if Scrooge makes fun of my Orioles.

For those unaware, by Orioles.....he means testicles.

You give it back to the Yankees, so it's even. Even the steroid bastards are evened out. You had Raffy, we had Giambi. :)

And Sheffield.

Sheffield only rubbed cream. Giambi and Palmeiro were probably making milkshakes out of theirs. :)

It's about time someone cleared that up.