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| There's a lot going on the the WWF this month, humanoids, especially in this issue of WWF Magazine. Right here in these pages you can read an interview with Mr. Perfect, who happens to be Ric Flair's executive consultant. So check it out, humanoids. You'll probably find you learn something. Speakaing of Flair, I'd like to tell you -me being his financial consultant- that when you're a WWF Champion, you can have anything. For instance, you can have instant check-ins at hotels. You can have stewardesses fill up your glass with whatever you want to drink and then tell them to hit the road. You can even have midgets serving you cocktails inside a limo. That's how good it is!! Tatanka is a stange guy. I found out his red hair isn't symbolic of all Indian tribes. No, he got that hair color because he had a bad accident at a paint store in Oakland. There are 30,000 of his Lumbee tribesmen in the county he comes from. No wonder Tatanka was an honor student. Nobody else there can read. Somebody said something needs to be done with the Mountie's shock stick. I agree. The Mountie needs to put new batteries in it. Gorilla Monsoon once said that Repo Man is a few bricks shy of a wall. That's because Repo Man keeps those missing bricks in his pockets; he uses them to smash in windshields, maybe even Monsoon's if he is not up on his car payments. I think Sensational Sherri is gorgeous. Monsoon said I should see an optician. I told him my back was fine. You know, little ringside girls scream when El Matador kisses them. Well, if I kissed them, they wouldn't scream. Their little hearts would stop. I do a lot of charity work. I would do much more if there were people who would grease my palm. And remember, charity begins at home. It begins at my home. Well, that's all I have for you now, humanoids. |
| QUOTE (eStragand @ Nov 11 2005, 11:36 AM) |
| It's not his top shelf material...only reason I included it was for the "midgets in a limo" line. |