GreatWhiteChoate and I were just talking about wrestlers entrances, and it got us thinking...

Where should wrestlers have their entrances outside of the ring?

For instance, we thought about Trips coming into his living room slowly with the flashing lights and music, and when Steph looked up from her magazine to ask what he was doing, he could spit water all over the walls. That would be faaantastic.

Kane should do his entrance in a super market, and when his pyro spot comes, all the ketchup bottles explode.

Kane walks into a Denny's and it seated. The waiter gives him the menu, comes back a few minutes later.

Waiter: What could I get you, sir?

Kane: :throws his arms down: :And all of the heaters on the oven-top explode, the chef running around on fire:

While later...

Kane's order is brought to him.

Waiter: Here you are, sir.
Kane: I wanted my eggs over-easy. :chokeslams the waiter through the table, and pins him:

WWE would have 1 sale in a tape called "My Breakfast with Kane." :D

Personally, I just want to see Eddie come in in the low rider.





















In a supermarket.

And Kerwin takes the golf cart through a white-supremacist meeting, declaring how white he is.

:lol:

Dave Chappelle: WHITE POWER~!!!

Looks like we have a new movie classic. Scrooge McSuck replaces Audrey Hepburn in, "Breakfast at Kane's."

I smell a hit!... or maybe it's the brown thing floating in the toilet. Shelton Benjamin's WWE career, perhaps? :D