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(passes out)

Someone get a pillow and some warm towels for Scrooge.

Please say it's April Fools... PLEASE!
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ARPIL FOOLS!











































Just yanking you, Kane's really hurt. B)

The Bad News: A broken back probably means hes done.

The Good News: I no longer have to watch Raw!

Good, now he can film a sequel to See No Evil, or whatever the fuck that straight to TV but was supposed to be in theaters movie was called.

:(... (hangs up black towel and pair of cheerleader panties in honour of Kane)

I need to see that movie... KAAAAAAAAAANE~!~!

It's also amusing how you completely no sold Edge's injury B)

A particially torn pectoral muscle isn't as serious as a broken back.

























































And I hate (the) Edge.

:lol:

See, exactly. What if the injuries had been the other way around? You'd probably have a similar reaction :P

I hate to sound... cold, but I was begging for it to be John Cena and Triple H. GOD DAMN YOU WRESTLING GOD'S! WHY DO THE GOOD ALWAYS DIE SO YOUNG?!?! [/smithers]

Your point being?

:lol:

I wouldn't want to see Cena go down with an injury, but I think karma owes Triple H something...

This easily explains why Kane looked like he was out of place and doing shit wrong all match. It's not fair dammit! He's too good of a person to get this kind of injury!

Sure, he fucked a dead corpse, desicrated his parents' graves, attempted to murder his half-brother, brutally beat his father, raped Lita, tried crushing HBK's throat, put Shane in bondage to roast his nuts, and was on the verge of invading RVD's anal regions, but he's good people!

You guys seriously just had the lonest conversation I've ever seen on a message forum between two people in one thread.

That sucks about both wrestlers. Even though I'm not a fan of Edge, I do not wish injury upon them.

Wow, what a true wrestling fan! [/sarcasm]

Smackdown pretty much blew Raw away, and it was probably "Average" on the rating scale... that's not the best compliment, eh?

I thought Smackdown sucked. The midgets took up way too much time.

The opener was entertaining, the 4-way tag was decent enough to not suck (And got the titles off of OLD Animal and Heidenreich), and the main event was harmless fun.

I missed Smackdown this week due to work and being too lazy to set a timer. It sounded like a good show outside of the Simon Dean, midget crap.

And I'm pretty sure Scrooge and I have had longer threads in the past, mainly in Random Stuff. That's what happens on Friday nights when me and him are the only two people on the board.

I hate to say it, but I enjoyed the Simon Dean/midget segments.

It was harmless fluff, but they could've used better midgets for the match instead of El Generico Uno and El Generico Dos, who used Doink the Clown's gag from 1993.

They're named El Generico Uno and El Generico Dos? Do they at least look like El Generico?

Poor Kane. He just made his return, and he gets injured.

Edge...he'll bounce back in less than a month, or so.

Well, there is good news...

- It is feared that Kane has a broken vertebrae in his back and may miss Taboo Tuesday. An OVW talent named Jack Bull was scheduled to be called up to do a program with Kane following Taboo Tuesday but WWE has told him that those plans are now off which shows concern that Kane will be out for awhile.

- Edge continues to suffer from a chest/pec injury. It is unknown if he will work Taboo Tuesday.


The cloud is a possible broken back, but the silver lining is Kane dodged the bullet on another feud where he has to make some other untalented piece of shit yanked off the street last week look good (see also: Snitsky).

Jack Bull:

It looks like Jim Duggan and Steve Lombardi had a love child. I bet my freedom he sucks in the ring.

Don't worry. You can nurse him back to health.