Going to a party tomorrow night, need some ideas...

Anyone?

Classics like Dracula and Frankenstein are always fassionable. Maybe wrap a towel on your head and say you're a terrorist.

Or the ever fassionable pedophile. You just go dressed in your normal clothes, thus saving you time of having to buy a costume.

From an old MST3K skit....

Get a big sheet of aluminum foil, enough to cover your head.

Cut out the bottom of a disposable aluminum pie pan.

Wrap the foil over your head. Wrap the remains of the pie pan around your neck, as a little collar. You can now go as Jiffy Pop. Helps if you have eye-holes in the foil.

or, another quickie I made one time.

Pick up an old Beatles mop-top wig. You can find them at Party City or any store for about 15 bucks.

Wear any concert t-shirt, rattty jeans, Converse Chuck Taylors, black sunglasses and most importantly, a black leather jacket. You're now one of the Ramones. Worked for me, cuz' I only had to add the wig.

Go as a zombie. Just go buy a quick 10 minute make up quick and wear old ratty clothing.

Chicks dig the dead.

(waits for the first stiff joke)

You could go as Julius Peppers. Just wear your regular clothes, and carry around a bag of some sort. When people ask who you are, simply hold up the bag and say, "See, I'm Julius Peppers. I only have one sack."


Sorry. I'm a disgruntled Panthers fan.

Better than being a disgruntled Knicks fan.

Post of the Week.

Again

Just for the record...if any of you clowns go as a "pimp daddy", I'm FedEx'ing you a cock-punch.

How about a transvestite hooker?

Just be what you truly are.....


















































A Dildo

I can't, that's what Choate is going as... can I be one of those tampon thingies? :P

I thought Choate was going as John Wayne Bobbitt.

No, that's Plague. Rowe is going as JWB's severed dick, complete with blood puddles released when you push a special button.

EWWWWWW.....

And yeah, I can't come up with a joke after that

I'm wearing a crappy suit, bushy eyebrows and going as Tim McCarver. I'll make shitty analogies like "just as they're serving beer here tonight...they're serving 7-Layer Burritos at Taco Bell". Whenever some pours me a drink, I'll say "that's something I have NEVER seen before".

So, uh, my girlfriend bought me a CACTUS costume. For real.

Demand anal sex.

Yes, that is a fair trade off. That way she can say that she got fucked in the ass by a cactus

And if anyone asks, you said "Cactus Jack" and she misunderstood

Nope. Because that way you'd be implying that you've been in a woman's vagina.

I think he wants to be the dispenser, not the tampon

... That was uncalled for. DK keeps serving me when I'm having fun. :(

Ok, well a dispenser would be good then.

::breakdances to Planet Rock::

I dunno, I'm thinking you should go as a donkey with a bullet wound in your head, to describe you better.





You asshole.

You could also go with a friend as Jake Delhomme. Just have him wear another team's jersey and throw to him all night.

Look at it on the bright side. At least you get to be a PRICK all night long.

Thank you..........I'll be playing here all weekend.

I actually used that one. "It's okay for me to be a prick, I'm a fucking CACTUS" is what I said, actually. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

(throws money and a chicken leg into DK's violin case, even though he doesn't have a violin)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! muhahahahahahahaha

I'm going to school tomorrow as an Emo Kid. I painted my nails black and.... well... really, everything else is the same.

Fag.

I thought Goth's painted their nails black.

Well, the emo kid joke is officialy dead.

Now, LFV is the gay band nerd

Last night in DC while going to the Improv, I think there must've been the "Elliot in the Morning Halloween Party" or something, because people all over were dressed up. Saw a pope costume, LaVar Arrington, The King from BK, Elvis, a Trojan (warrior dressed in armor, not the condom).

I would love to go as a condom. I'd introduce myself as Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad.

That was a fantastic scene.


I didn't end up doing jack for Halloween, so there you go.

Halloween is today... so you still have a chance to do something.

Back to the Condom/Naked Gun reference... I've seen all 3 many times, and don't remember the joke. :(

Watch the first one again. You're looking for the sex scene where Drebin and the chick and wrapped up in full body condoms.

Watch the first one again. You're looking for the sex scene where Drebin and the chick are wrapped up in full body condoms.

Naken Gun references = I love you.

No, I'm not gay.