A local company bought some commercial time on RAW last night. They were promoting THIS site:
www.pornoprowrestling.com
Pretty weird.... the homepage has pictures of bimbos...and the Iron Sheik's abs! Their latest news release is as follows:
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Sat. October 29th
"The Pleasures Halloween Fantasy Ball" at Table Steaks East on Parker Road & I 225. Call 303-743-8888 for info. Baby Shy Love will Wrestle German Seargent Rita Faltoyono. In Porno Pro Wrestling Live. There will be tons of prizes, bobbing for dildos & pussies, and a great Costume contest,. The winner will win a Date with a Hot Porn Star.
The PPW #1 DVD is going to be released Late November,
The DVD stars Shy Love, Rita Faltoyano, Nina Hartley, Cindy Crawford XXX, Aurora Snow, World Wrestling Entertainment legend The Iron Shiek who is a hall of famer, and The WWE Superstar The Honky Tonk Man. Also The Pleasures Dudes.
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..and surprise, surprise, but this fine establishment is located in my old neighborhood! The double homicide, Timmy Smith cocaine bust, illegal alien, wife beating side of town!
So... uh... yeah. Sheik and Honkytonk must be desperate for money, or willing to do anything.
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| There will be tons of prizes, bobbing for dildos & pussies, and a great Costume contest,. The winner will win a Date with a Hot Porn Star. |
Sign me up now! Nothing like a good ol' fassion dildo bobbing contest! Fuck apples! Surogate dicks in my mouth is the wave of the future!
Well, wrestling is already pretty close to porn. You know, with the half naked chicks....the more than half naked dudes........giving birth to a hand......
Oh God
Now, I know HTM has done this sort of stuff before with strippers, but I didn't think he turned into a web-site or anything.