Courtesy of
Ace the Movie Dog:
Stop me if you've heard this before: an estranged kid is accidentally killed at a summer camp. The kid and/or his parents return from the dead to exact their revenge by killing the other campers! The campers are in their early 20's and are slowly whacked, one-by-one. A few take a few minutes to fuck. This movie spawns a sequel.
Nope, it's not an old Friday the 13th movie, it's Bloody Murder 2: Camp Closing! A move so incredibly cliche', that it'a astonishing it wasn't called Thursday the 19th. To further the comparison, the killer runs around in a white face mask while wearing overalls. The killer's name isn't reminiscent of "Jason Voorhies" at all...it's just "Trevor Morehouse".
The murder scenes are nothing innovative or memorable. One kid is split open and appears about 20 minutes later (in movie-time), with maggots crawling in him. Maybe the humidity around the camp encourages rapid decomposition?
The cast members try to borrow some of the humor from the "Scream" movies, as two have a discussion about who's going to die first. A black character correctly guesses that he'll die first, since he's the token black guy...however the girl will be next, but only having shown her tits. Of the 3 female cast members, 2 remained fully clothed, but the remaining one character makes up for it. She has 3 or 4 buck nekkid scenes and the scenery is quite nice. They all happen in the first 40 minutes, if you'd like to save yourself from the rest of the flick. After she bangs the guy in the woods, turn it off.
The original Friday the 13th movies were about 25 years ago. Maybe the producers thought those were far enough in the past that they could rip off all the elements? Not worth your time... 5 beer movie.