Discuss.

And so, to start this off:

Did all these rookies miss punt return school? Have you seen how many drops, muffs, and fumbles these kids have had this year?

At least they aren't fucking up proper base running*, but all those mistakes is kinda funny.

(refering to a Toronto game this week where a player took 2 steps towards 2nd, came back to 1st, but was tagged out before touching the base)

I see the 49ers beating the crap out of the Arizona Cardinals.

So will the Colts cause another leg injury on another QB?

My guess is yes. And then John Teerlinck gets decapitated. I hope.

The Jets sign back Vinny Testaverde thanks to Chad Alwaysinjuredten being out for the season.

Have you seen his mug shot on ESPN? He looks like a 12 year old autistic child.

He tends to throw passes like one as well.

Ohhhh snap

With Vinnie getting a paycheck, Gary Hogeboom's probably thinking he shoulda' stayed OFF of Survivor. Who needs all that jungle hassle, only to have a 1 in 18 chance of getting a million? He coulda' stayed at home and some team would've called him up.

Let's face it: Brooks Bollinger could be a chipmunk in a Jets uniform and do better than Vinny. That's why they'll have him starting.

(imagines a chipmunk playing football)

2 seconds later...

(imagines a chipmunk with no head being carted off)

HIGH-Larious.