Title: Fan Mail!
eStragand - September 22, 2005 04:34 PM (GMT)
So I get the following email, out of the blue, yesterday.
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-------------------------------------------------------------- Subj: Good God Msg: You speak too much you fuckin unChristian queer! Grab a rifle, low crawl, pray to GOD, don't get shot, keep shooting,and make it home and kiss your babies.........oooohhhhh....your a fucking bone smoker so you would not not no, huh? -------------------------------------------------------------- |
The guy sent it with his name attached. He has a website. With pictures of himself, his broad and his boat.
No idea what he's upset about...but apparently one of the 893 pages on my crappy website inspired him to write me an informational message about low crawling with my rifle and kissing little kids.
Plus....he doesn't know the difference between "YOUR" and "YOU'RE". Also looks like there's some confusion between the words "no" and "know".
SamoaRowe - September 22, 2005 04:48 PM (GMT)
To the guy who sent that to you...
You... are... a FUCKING... moron.
You... are... a FUCKING... moron.
Scrooge McSuck - September 22, 2005 06:19 PM (GMT)
It's probably Wrestlevessel under an ass-umed name. If there was ever a guy I came across in the history of the internet that couldn't for the life of anyone know the difference between "blue" and "blew", then it's him.
eStragand - September 22, 2005 11:05 PM (GMT)
Seems pretty vicious for Wrestlevessel. WV wants to be my buddy, for a chance I'll send him that Piper-Flair cage match. Besides, WV hasn't figured out my new email adress that's been in place for over a year, now. This is probably some new buckaroo, since it came to my generic "feedback" address.
The name on the sender's email led me to THIS happy little place:
http://tracianddom.tripod.com
The name on the sender's email led me to THIS happy little place:
http://tracianddom.tripod.com
Scrooge McSuck - September 22, 2005 11:13 PM (GMT)
That guy still wants to be "my buddy", despite me calling him every name in the book and point blanking saying "stop fucking bothering me you annoying little shit." Some people just can't take a hint... and the guy who sent that is probably jealous of all the women you get. :P
eStragand - October 30, 2006 04:04 AM (GMT)
Hey! This thread is now over a year old, but I have some NEW Fan Mail to share. Got this love letter today:
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fuck you are a loser! I cant believe the stupid comments you dribble all over your site! |
At least the spelling's good. He attached his name and a link to his website. This is where it gets GOOD.
He's apparently a member of a Deep Purple cover band. Which is kinda' sad, cuz' I've always wanted free tickets to see a Deep Puple cover band. From what I found out, he's the lead singer. Check him out HERE:
http://www.geocities.com/tbor_rocks/psband.html
Click on his picture and you'll see more. He kinda' looks like Tully Blanchard.
Big F'N Swigg - October 30, 2006 04:09 AM (GMT)
It amazes me what the internet will bring. Some guy left this on my diaryland site almost a year after I stopped writing on it
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| this is the stupidest shit ever music snob. why do you have to label yourself for that. i know more about recording music than your average person . so am i a recording snob. awww im a music snob behemoth is blackmetal/deathmetal awwww hip hop is different than rap. fuck labels on everything and FUCK YOU!!! |
Mad Dog - October 30, 2006 06:17 AM (GMT)
Man, all I ever get are positive e-mails for me comic strip.
TheGreatWhiteChoate - October 30, 2006 07:49 AM (GMT)
First toolbag that leaves a nasty comment on my blog is getting a Danza....from Scrooge.
Scrooge McSuck - October 30, 2006 02:25 PM (GMT)
What the hell is a Danza?
eStragand - October 30, 2006 08:40 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Oct 30 2006, 07:25 AM) |
| What the hell is a Danza? |
That's a new one to me, too. But thanks to UrbanDictionary.com, I now know:
danza
1. using your dick to slap any part of the body orignated by Tony Danza in his years before t.v. while in porn
2. Originated in Tony Danza's mythic early days as a porn star. His signature move was said to be a mushroom welt (cockslap), during which he'd shout out his surname.
*wet slapping sound.* DANZA!
3. Alternatively, you can say "Who's the Boss" rather than "Danza".
Umm...should I feel beter knowing this? I'm going out on a limb by guessing that the name of Danza's characters in those porn movies was "Tony".
Real F'n Show - October 30, 2006 09:18 PM (GMT)
Read up on the "Cosby Sweater".
SamoaRowe - October 30, 2006 09:23 PM (GMT)
I've only been an official youtube member for a couple of months or so, and I've already received these two gems. Keep in mind, I have no idea what exactly they are responding to.
Penisman1337 (no, I'm not making fun of him, that's his actual user name) had this to say:
Penisman1337 (no, I'm not making fun of him, that's his actual user name) had this to say:
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| I hate you. You are what women clean there vaginas with. Now go F yourself and never comment again. You are a retard. Thanks a lot! -penisman1337 |
And MrBrightside0150 had this to say:
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| Death I see it in your future...... Its closer then you think! I hope you die and never coment again stupid B****!!!!!! Thanks Mr.Brightside |
My favorite part about both flames is that they censor their profanity. As if they are thinking "I'm finished insulting this guy, but I don't want to offend him with cursing." It makes me laugh.
Mad Dog - October 30, 2006 11:04 PM (GMT)
You know, judging from my mail there are an awful lot of people concerned about my penis size and ability to maintain an erection. And some guy from Nigeria is saying that he'll give me 2 million dollars if I send him $10,000.
eStragand - October 31, 2006 06:14 AM (GMT)
THe Nigerian 419 scams are funny. There was some dude on the 'net about two years ago who jokingly corresponded with one for about 10 rounds of email. The guy said his name was "James t. Kirk" and he did the melodramatic overacting in his emails. He would send fake ID documents, with pictures of William Shatner and Star Trek stationary. Really funny shit.
Been trying to find the site. Looks like a bunch of imitators have been trying the same schtick with less than funny results. The original guy had the Nigerian guy calling him "Uncle James". Uncle James would ask Paul the Nigerian about his idea for an arena cooking show. Good stuff...I need to find it for ya'.
Been trying to find the site. Looks like a bunch of imitators have been trying the same schtick with less than funny results. The original guy had the Nigerian guy calling him "Uncle James". Uncle James would ask Paul the Nigerian about his idea for an arena cooking show. Good stuff...I need to find it for ya'.
eStragand - December 7, 2006 09:55 PM (GMT)
This is the best I could find:
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/
Pretty robust with a buncha' scam baiting stories. Some go on way too long, but getting a scammer to refer to himself as "Mr. Bukkake" is pretty funny.
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/
Pretty robust with a buncha' scam baiting stories. Some go on way too long, but getting a scammer to refer to himself as "Mr. Bukkake" is pretty funny.
SamoaRowe - December 15, 2006 11:26 PM (GMT)
Nothing in life is more entertaining than when an idiot tries to flame you. Oh, it just makes life worth living.
eStragand - January 25, 2007 08:10 PM (GMT)
Nothing flame-worthy, but someone apparently thinks of himself as "my friend" and also thinks I want "fighting circuit" reviews on my site:
Some Comic-related Forum
It's the 6th post down.
Completely harmless (although posting one of my email addresses no doubt increases my spam), but I thought t was kinda' funny. Have no idea who this guy shilling my site is. But I guess he enjoys it, so that's cool...
Some Comic-related Forum
It's the 6th post down.
Completely harmless (although posting one of my email addresses no doubt increases my spam), but I thought t was kinda' funny. Have no idea who this guy shilling my site is. But I guess he enjoys it, so that's cool...