[Note: I know it's Jaws the Revenge, but "The Revenge" wouldn't fit in the topic title, so huzzah.]

Want a good fucking laugh? Look at this... words cannot describe the hilarious footage taken from Jaws the Revenge. Well, they can, but the comedy level is only great if you see it.

http://www.jabootu.com/jaws4.htm

Whooo! Scrooge continues to bring the content and the Jaws 4 related hilarity. Perhaps that should be the new theme of this folder.

Jaws 3 and 4 seemed to be closer to a Friday the 13th horror movie, as that was the trend of the time. Big mutant monster who kills people..as opposed to the suspense of the first two.

If you want some really good movie skewering, I highly recommend:
http://www.the-editing-room.com/?script=archives

Like I said, "When bored stiff, just Google search "Jaws the Revenge" and you'll be entertained for hours."

Unlike watching the actual movie ;)

When watching the movie, you're thinking "I Wonder how fast I can hang myself from the ceiling fan."

Kind of like working at Best Buy on Sundays.

Or a supermarket during a major holiday.

Yeah, like I worked in the deli department in one the night before the Super Bowl. Everyone came in for snacks so they could sit on their fat lazy asses and watch football while eating piles of paper-thin Italian meats.

Imagine dealing with these fuckers at the check out line 7 hours a day Christmas week, or Thanksgiving eve. Ugh... I still see it when I close my eyes!

I worked during SuperBowl XXXVII, but thank God only 2 people came in. We just kept calling someone for scores while doing nothing of note.

Yeah, I'd probably shoot myself if I worked at the registers at Hannaford (the supermarket I work at, it's quite a big chain in this area).

Best Buy is insane from about mid October until about mid February. Especially on Sundays. It always cracks me up because we don't open until 11 on Sundays, but stupid assholes are always showing up at 9 am or earlier. We'll be inside having the morning meeting and we'll all look at the door to see if the idiot customers walk right into the door or not.

Fucking retards... you'd think they figure out "Hmm... I don't see anyone in there, and no one's in the parking lot. THEY MUST BE OPEN!"

We had the opposite... idiots coming after closing hours. "Hmm.. it's 10 pm... I NEED NACHOS AND TOILET PAPER!"

Yeah, you'd think they'd figure it out. I think the reason for this is the one or two weeks in December when Best Buy opens at 8 am on Sunday, so all these fucktards come in early that one day and assume it's always like that. Then they spend the rest of the year trinkling in and getting all confused (and sometimes) infuriated that the store isn't open. One day, I shit you not, I was walking through the parking lot at 10 am (an hour before the store opens) and there is a crowd of people sitting around the entrance, waiting for the store to open. I can hear one person say "Here comes the guy now."

You see, this is humorous to me in so many ways. 1) There is an hour until the store opens and this is very visably marked right on the front window. 2) They think one guy opens the store? 3) What types of lives do these idiots live where they have to wait around so early on a Sunday morning in front of an electronics store. Then they act pissed as I walk right through them, pull the door open, and then pull it shut behind me.

And I could go on a good sized rant about the deli too. My favorite time was when I was stuck closing by myself (deli closes at 11 pm). It had been busy and I didn't finish up until 11:15. As I was just finished mopping, this woman shows up and tries to order something. I inform her we're closed and she got so pissed off at me. I cannot imagine why she needs deli meat so badly at 11:15 at night, especially considering that the deli opens at 7 am.

She's a fat fuck, maybe?

And yeah, how much of a loser can you be to wait outside a store for so long? If I made the mistake, I'd read the "open/closed schedule", then leave and get something to eat. :P

Haha, maybe...

I don't know why they were waiting outside that particular morning. There must've been a nice sale in computers or something. I'd understand if it was the morning that the DS or PSP came out, but it wasn't, it was just another typical Sunday at Best Buy where the world's worst people all decide to go shopping on the same day and act like mutants to the employees.

I'll admit, when I first had my license I went to the local mall at about 9:30 and was a bit confused as to why the stores were all closed. I was informed that the mall doesn't open until 10 am. Ever since, I've never made the same mistake again. That alone makes me smarter than a good percentage of Best Buy customers.

I like going to stores as early as possible. I hate shopping among idiots, especially in stores like Best Buy or Target where they sworn all over the place, crashing into you with their oxygen tanks.

<---lives in retiredville, FL, home of the building with a sign that reads "You must be 80 years old to enter this establishment" and "Bring your own body bag."

Hahaha, very nice.

I live in white, middle class suburbia, where every dickhead in town seems to think the world revolves around them and that they are some kind of wonderful, true example of what an American citizen should be.

Where I live, the sound of dueling banjos keeps you up at night.

:lol: Thank God I controled my Lemonade. Imagine that coming out of your nose. :(

You think that's a joke.

Hehe, there is a guy who owns a house on my road and whenever he's in town I'll know it because he'll be playing his banjo in his backyard.

It'll be 50 times funny if they do it bare foot and with their tongues hanging out with a goofy smile.

Where I come from, people ride their four wheelers at FOUR in the morning. I'd say something, but you know, they might, you know, SHOOT me.

Do what anyone with a brain would do... sprinkle giant tacks across the street. :D

I was going to say "call the police"...


... but they are probably the ones doing it.

The cops will beat you over the head with the handle of their revolver faster than you could say "police brutality."

I'm just surprised to even hear that there are actual cops in Maine. Every year I go camping for two weeks in Maine and I never see any :P

Given the speeding tickets my friends get, they must exist.