... (dances)

Sorry... (dances more)

(cuts off legs) There. No more dancing... (dances on hands)

Seriously... I demand the in-ring return of Koko B. Ware!

Tthis is something that I would look forward to. But then I'll tune in and see all of them revolve around half-assed story involving Vince, Bischoff, Shawn Michaels or Randy Orton.

Harley Race coming back is cool. King" Harley Race coming back is not. I'm looking forward to a possible Hillbilly Jim/Iron Sheik Iron Man Match. Which is why I'm in no danger of being offered a job as a booker.

I'm still not watching your shitty programming, Vince.

They can bring in all the wrestlers they want, but I won't watch until they bring in some better writers...

Yeah. I demand Koko B. Ware returns to the ring!


So he can be RKO'd.

Koko isn't a legend. He's just a short, stocky black guy who carried around an ugly bird.

Dude, I feel your pain but Vince don't give a damn.

Everyone can feel your pain. Hell, just look at the picture in DK's signature. If that's not an expression of pain and agony, I don't know what the fuck is.

So, you're boycotting WWE? The WWE hasn't been that bad this year. Honestly, I thought this year has been a good year compared to recent years.

The only good thing this year has been the ECW PPV and the fact that HHH has been off TV for a while

2003 was easily worse than 2005, as was most of of 2002.

No, just not watching regularly anymore. I'll still be reading Smackdown spoilers in case there's something I want to see, but Raw has done nothing for me since Benoit got traded.

And honestly, it's become a chore to watch a full episode of Raw without wanting to put in some ROH or NOAH. As much as I want to be a Jedi, I think I've turned to the Smarkside...

I don't know, there was plenty of good stuff from 2003......especially on TV.

Let's take a brief look at the top feuds of 2003...


Raw:
January-February: Triple H feuding with Scott Steiner
March: Triple H being racist to Booker T
April-June: Triple H feuding with Kevin Nash
August-November: Kane feuding with Shane McMahon
August-December: Triple H feuding with Goldberg

Smackdown:
April-June: MR. AMERICA~!
June-July: Brock & Angle making it Gay
September-October: Vince pimped out his daughter?!
October-November: WOO! The return of Nathan Jones... in the main event!

That post seriously made me laugh my ass off.

Don't ask.

Was it the dancing bit or the serious part that sounds like it's sarcastic humour? And I'm on a hot streak, so vote for me!

Totally the dancing bit. I also liked your comment in the other thread where you were sucking on a remote control in response to my subliminal messaging.

And I did vote for you :)

Scrooge - busting out the posting workrate since yesterday afternoon.

Good job, you can put that on your resume the next time you apply for a job B)

Somehow I don't think that will get me a job, even if I bothered applying for one.

Scrooge's Resume:

1985-Present: Lazy son of a bitch who mooches off everything and everyone.

Still...........look. There were plenty of good matches that year on TV and PPV. I could make any year sound like shit if I pick the worst shit of the year.

The Big Show/Brock Lesnar series from 2003 was actually really enjoyable.

Um... Vengeance 2003 kicked ass.

Anything else?

When the main storylines, which eats up the most amount of time, sucks, then you don't look forward to watching more of the show.

Actually, I've always gotten more out of the lowcard than the main event.

YOU'RE WELCOME@!@!@!@!

For a brief period of time, Perry Saturn was the most amusing part of WWF programming in 2001.

"Doggies eat apple sauce to protect the ozone layer"

"You're welcome!"

I became a HUGE Saturn mark after that storyline. I know it was dumped on him, but he made a Mike's Hard Lemonade out of some sour lemons

Don't forget that 2003 was McMahonmania running wild.