Week 2 Schedule:
1pm
Baltimore Ravens (0-1) @ Tennessee Titans (0-1)
Pittsburgh Steelers (1-0) @ Houston Texans (0-1)
New England Patriots (1-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-1)
Jacksonville Jaguars (1-0) @ Indianapolis Colts (1-0)
Buffalo Bills (1-0) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-0)
San Francisco 49ers (1-0) @ Philadelphia Eagles (0-1)
Minnesota Vikings (0-1) @ Cincinnati Bengals (1-0)
Detroit Lions (1-0) @ Chicago Bears (0-1)

4pm
St. Louis Rams (0-1) @ Arizona Cardinals (0-1)
Atlanta Falcons (1-0) @ Seattle Seahawks (0-1)
Miami Dolphins (1-0) @ New York Jets (0-1)
San Diego Chargers (0-1) @ Denver Broncos (0-1)
Cleveland Browns (0-1) @ Green Bay Packers (0-1)

Kansas City Chiefs (1-0) @ Oakland Raiders (0-1) - 8:30pm (ESPN)

Monday Night Games:
NY Giants (1-0) @ New Orleans Saints (7:30pm, ABC; switch over to ESPN 9pm)
Washington Redskins (1-0) @ Dallas Cowboys (9 pm, ABC)

It's already shaping up to be a crazy year.

I think the Pats lose this weekend.

*hooks up jumper cables to topic

The Jets are going to get fucked again, and what's up with ABC? Can't they just give ESPN the entire Giants/Saints game, instead of jerking us all around to watch both networks?

that would require a soul.

I'm sure we can channel the spirit of Walter Payton to do that. :P

That still depresses me to think about. Walter Payton was about as good as it gets for athletes.

And yet people like Darryl Strawberry (although he had cancer) and Doc Gooden are still kicking despite years of substance abuse.

Well........for the second week in a row my Pittsburgh Steelers are looking DOMINANT!

Here we go Steelers, here we go!

I can sum up the 49ers game in one word: Ugh.

Man, if Vick could just land his passes when they counted, we would've won that damn game.

That was just an ugly ass week. The only teams that look truly dominant are the Bengals and Steelers, and I'm not positive Willie Parker's going to carry the load much longer.

Go Cincinnati Bengals! (dances) Cleveland beating the Green Bay Packers yesterday surprised the hell out of me. You have something to celebrate for once, Mad Dog.

There was a Ron Dayne sighting this week. NFL Films has video to prove it, too. Currently, it's being filed next to the Bigfoot Video until authenticity is proved.

You can file in Unsolved Mysteries, right next to where Daunte Culpepper's game went.

Who is this ugly whore on ABC who talks like a man with a dick being rammed in their ass?

Saints fumble the ball on their own 11 yard line during the opening kickoff!! AHAHAHAHA!

:lol:

Hasslett called a timeout so he could lose a challenge on a catch that was right in front of his face. What a dumbass.

Fucking funny... :lol:

Giants win 27-10. Excuse me while I do my happy dance. :dances: OPA~!

It's uh, now Week 3. Just thought I'd, y'know, let you know.

Start the topic yourself. I'm trying to put together an incantation to make the Yankees get into the playoffs. :P

(goes back to "So You Think You Can Voodoo" tape)

Well, the Red Sox are pulling a Roman Empire as we speak, so I wouldn't worry.