Title: Oh sweet Jesus... a new Jaws game?
Description: (puts the women and children to bed)
Scrooge McSuck - September 9, 2005 01:33 AM (GMT)
http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/jaws/previews.htmlScheduled to come out in January of 2006 (date pushed back), you play as a man eating shark... eating stuff. Yes, that's the game. It couldn't possibly be worse than Jaws for the NES, which was based on Jaws The Revenge, a.k.a the worst movie of all time, but it
is a video game based on a movie, so beware.
Oh God, the world isn't ready for this... I demand a Zelda style Friday the 13th game... basically wander around until Jason kills you until you are dead, or you kill everyone else.
SamoaRowe - September 19, 2005 07:54 PM (GMT)
Sounds like a fun rental.
Which reminds me, I need to get my lazy ass to finish Jak II, X-Men Legends, and Ratchet and Clank: Going commando before I can buy their sequels.
Scrooge McSuck - September 19, 2005 08:00 PM (GMT)
It might be a good rental, but the gameplay sounds rather questionable, and it's going to get old really fast.
SamoaRowe - September 19, 2005 08:05 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Sep 19 2005, 02:00 PM) |
| It might be a good rental, but the gameplay sounds rather questionable, and it's going to get old really fast. |
Yeah. Come to think of it, I should save the money that I would spend to rent it and just buy a cheap-ass VHS movie at Wal-Mart.
Scrooge McSuck - September 19, 2005 08:06 PM (GMT)
You can buy Gremlins 2 for $2.50 like I did. :)
SamoaRowe - September 19, 2005 08:07 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Sep 19 2005, 02:06 PM) |
| You can buy Gremlins 2 for $2.50 like I did. :) |
Money well spent!
I just picked up Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban for 5.96 the other night and considered The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen for 2.88.
Scrooge McSuck - September 19, 2005 08:09 PM (GMT)
$5.96?! I spent $17 on that fucking DVD.
If you really want to suffer, you can buy Jaws The Revenge for the low price of $3.95 at most Wal-Marts.
SamoaRowe - September 19, 2005 08:10 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Sep 19 2005, 02:09 PM) |
$5.96?! I spent $17 on that fucking DVD.
If you really want to suffer, you can buy Jaws The Revenge for the low price of $3.95 at most Wal-Marts. |
Bah, I almost picked it up when it was 5.99 at Best Buy, but I figured it was probably that cheap for a reason (that, and Jaws 3 was bad enough for me to call it quits).
Scrooge McSuck - September 19, 2005 08:12 PM (GMT)
Want my copy? $5. :D Ugh... god damn is that movie bad. And Jaws 3 is possibly worse, depending on my attitude and mental condition.
SamoaRowe - September 19, 2005 08:12 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Sep 19 2005, 02:12 PM) |
| Want my copy? $5. :D Ugh... god damn is that movie bad. And Jaws 3 is possibly worse, depending on my attitude and mental condition. |
Hehe, I wouldn't want to take it away from you like that ;)
And how in the hell did they get Michael Caine for that movie, was he just really bored at the time?
Scrooge McSuck - September 19, 2005 08:14 PM (GMT)
He was about to begin construction on a vacation home, and the money offered to him for Jaws the Revenge was more than enough to pay for the cost. True story. He even admited to never watching the final product in his biography.
SamoaRowe - September 19, 2005 08:16 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Sep 19 2005, 02:14 PM) |
| He was about to begin construction on a vacation home, and the money offered to him for Jaws the Revenge was more than enough to pay for the cost. True story. He even admited to never watching the final product in his biography. |
Haha, that's great. Well, his career seems to have gone on fine afterwards anyway.
And didn't they get the woman who played Chief Brody's wife back for Revenge?
Scrooge McSuck - September 19, 2005 08:18 PM (GMT)
Yeah, Lorraine Gray or whatever her name is.
Thats the only thing they brought from the original. Good acting? Nope. Good effects? Hell no. A Storyline that makes sense? Don't make me laugh. A cool finish? (passes out from laughing)
Don't forget the sub-title: "This Time, It's Personal." I was unaware sharks held grudges, roared like lions, were able to stand on their fins, or had zippers on their skin.
prof_plague - September 19, 2005 08:59 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| Don't forget the sub-title: "This Time, It's Personal." I was unaware sharks held grudges, roared like lions, were able to stand on their fins, or had zippers on their skin. |
You've obviously never done drugs.
Scrooge McSuck - September 19, 2005 09:06 PM (GMT)
When watching this movie, I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
TheGreatWhiteChoate - September 19, 2005 09:09 PM (GMT)
You're also forgetting the candygram shark.
SamoaRowe - September 21, 2005 01:10 AM (GMT)
Watch out for the salsa shark.