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| (LAS VEGAS) - Longtime boxer Glass Joe died of severe blood loss, after finally advancing to the big Punch-Out fight against Mike Tyson. "Tyson was biting him everywhere," said one spectator. "Both ears, the nose, the kneecaps, you name it." An autopsy later revealed that more than 9% of the boxer was missing. Promoter Don King paid tribute to the fallen fighter. "My close personal friend Glass Joe was one of the most fantabunofilous pugitators ever. His ambilitousness was inexhaustimoxible, and his courage could never be encapsulobated." Asked about any funeral arrangements, Don King explained that Glass Joe's entire purse had been eaten up by expenses. King then laughed heartily, for no particular reason. Glass Joe's body remains unclaimed in the local morgue. Credit: Mad Magazine |
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Aug 28 2005, 09:40 PM) |
| :blink: I lost nothing~! (chuckles for no reason) |