Title: WrestleMania IX Program Magazine
S.T. Strickler - August 18, 2005 11:14 PM (GMT)
Ok, I don't really review stuff that much, so here's one of my early attempts. I'm not using those star ratings for wrestling matches, but I'm just gonna describe what's in the magazine. Rate it however you want to.
Front Cover: The participants of the double main event. Mega-Maniacs vs. Money Inc.; Bret Hart vs. Yokozuna.
Page 1: Introduction about WMIX, plus the final card (even has Bigelow vs. Kamala)
Page 2-3: Bret Hart vs. Yokozuna
Page 4-5: Mega-Maniacs vs. Money Inc.
Page 6: The Undertaker vs. Giant Gonzalez
Page 7: An ad for "Bram Stoker's Dracula". Available for SNES, NES, Game Boy, Genesis, Game Gear, and Sega CD.
Page 8: Mr. Perfect vs. Lex Luger
Page 9: Another video game ad, this time for T2: The Arcade Game. Get it for Genesis and Game Boy.
Page 10: Shawn Michaels vs. Tatanka
Page 11-22: 1993 Summer Merchandise Catalog
Page 23: WWF Magazine subscription ad.
Page 24: Crush vs. Doink The Clown
Page 25: An advertisement for the "WWF Macho Machine". Yep, there was a workout machine with Randy Savage pimping it.
Page 26-27: ICOPRO, you gotta want it.
Page 28: Bob Backlund vs. Razor Ramon
Page 29: Another video game ad, this time it's Double Dragon 3 for the Sega Genesis.
Page 30: Kamala vs. Bam Bam Bigelow.. The match that didn't happen at the event.
Page 31: WWF Ice Cream Bars
Page 32: Steiner Bros. vs. Headshrinkers
Back of Magazine: It's just two soldiers fighting in some Roman coliseum area. Probably advertising Caesar's Palace.
Well, that's it.. Not too impressive, mainly because I don't review that much.
Scrooge McSuck - August 18, 2005 11:43 PM (GMT)
Come on man, you gotta give us something more, like insulting the matches or whatever.
S.T. Strickler - August 18, 2005 11:57 PM (GMT)
Actually, that magazine was a preview of the WrestleMania IX card.
Scrooge McSuck - August 19, 2005 02:07 AM (GMT)
... No shit, but you gotta do something else. Comments bich, comments~!
S.T. Strickler - August 19, 2005 02:54 AM (GMT)
Comments eh? Ok then:
"This was my first WWF Magazine ever. I got in while my family was at Wal-Mart one Saturday afternoon."
Good enough for you?
Scrooge McSuck - August 19, 2005 03:06 AM (GMT)
Meh, me being able to view your IP # is good enough to give it a thumps up. :P
S.T. Strickler - August 19, 2005 03:10 AM (GMT)
And why exactly are you looking at my IP Address?
Scrooge McSuck - August 19, 2005 03:12 AM (GMT)
Because it's listed every time you post, right in my view when typing up a fast reply, and after I reply, exactly above my user name. :)
S.T. Strickler - August 19, 2005 03:20 AM (GMT)
Friggin' mod. You can see and do stuff that I can't.
Scrooge McSuck - August 19, 2005 12:42 PM (GMT)
Just think of it this way... you probably aren't a virgin.
S.T. Strickler - August 19, 2005 02:06 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Aug 19 2005, 08:42 AM) |
| Just think of it this way... you probably aren't a virgin. |
You're probably wrong.
Scrooge McSuck - August 19, 2005 04:36 PM (GMT)
Grr... you win this round Stricky, but I'll be back!