Short and sweet for me, because I'm too tired to go into any real detail, but if I have a lame excuse, I'll say it.

AFC East:
1. New England Patriots - Because every time I hate something from Massofdumbshits, they do good, and with them being the defending champs and not losing many key players, they'll be in 1st again.
2. New York Jets* - Personal bias.
3. Miami Dolphins
4. Buffalo Bills - Eh... someones gotta do the worst.

AFC North:
1. Pittsburgh Steelers
2. Baltimore Ravens*
3. Cincinnati Bengals - I always do horrible picking them in higher ranks than they would be, but they're in the division with the fucking Steelers.
4. Cleveland Browns - See Bengals.

AFC South:
1. Indianapolis Colts
2. Jacksonville Jaguars -I hate them too, which is why they'll have moderate success.
3. Tennessee Titans
4. Houston Texans - No real reason... just don't follow them at all.

AFC West:
1. Denver Broncos
2. Kansas City Chiefs - Persona bias... don't know why either.
3. San Diego Chargers - I hate San Diego.
4. Oakland Raiders

NFC East:
1. Dallas Cowboys
2. Philadelphia Eagles - At the rate the Eagles stars are going, they won't be as good as they should be.
3. New York Giants - Come on, dammit!
4. Washington Redskins

NFC North:
1. Minnesota Vikings
2. Green Bay Packers*
3. Detroit Lions - Like the Bengals, another team I've given up on as the underdog that succeeds.
4. Chicago Bears - Boring...

NFC South:
1. Carolina Panthers
2. Atlanta Falcons - Vick will get hurt again.
3. New Orleans Saints
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Personal Bias

NFC West:
1. Seattle Seahawks - Woah, I used to think they sucked back in the 90's.
2. St. Louis Rams*
3. Arizona Cardinals
4. San Francisco 49ers - They suck

*-wild card teams

Wrongo-bongo! And here I thought you followed my crappy website! The Broncos are currently fielding the "most talent we've ever had since I've been here" according to [Fill in name of Bronco player]. So much talent that they'll be 8-8. But Renee Herlocker is back for her SIXTH year on the (side of the) grid iron. That's what really matters.

KC will win the division and no other team from the AFC Worst will sniff the playoffs. San Diego would be a favorite pick of some, but playing a first-place schedule will knock them down.

That's the good thing about off the wall predictions. In this years Athlons MLB Pre-Season issue, they thought the NL West would be good. :P