From the people who brought you CatDog, comes....

CM PUNK, the first ever DEAF WRESTLER!

It hasn't been confirmed yet, but some sites are reporting it. I'll post the link when I find it again...

It has been confirmed that it is NOT true.

Yes, again (by again, I mean this is the 3rd board I'm saying it), some retards over on the ROH message board boasted about this "Rumor", which made the retard at PWInsider believe it was true.

I nearly just had a heart attack. Thank GOD that's not true.

Come on, give WWE SOME credit. They aren't that fucking stupid. Sure, they give horrible voodoo gimmicks to people, give them giant "moles" on their faces, and make them "Buff Bagwell 2.0", but they wouldn't do a deaf wrestler gimmick.

Nor would they do a retarded one, or a studderer.

To be fair, Buh-Buh Ray Dudley was around in ECW WAY before Matt Morgan. Also, Eugene was Nick Dinsmores idea, and quite honestly, it's pretty darn over.

I'm just saying that those sounded like stupid ideas too, but Vince still used them.

Yes, but how do you have a DEAF wrestler? I can only assume someone thought it would be funny that he would lose, but think he kicked out, because he didn't hear the bell.

Yeah, they aren't that dumb huh?

ACTUALLY, and I'm opening a huge can of worms by suggesting it - but a deaf wrestler isn't impossible. All you have to do is read Daredevil - Parts Of A Whole. The guy watches wrestling, and just leanrs off people's actions. And he can lipread, which means guys have to be careful around him.



Yeah, it's completely stupid, and, as previously mentioned, was created by the Anti-WWE set in the ROH messageboards

Plus, image the backstage hilarity during interviews, etc....

I could see it happening, but hopefully not with Punk. He's to good at just being a dickhead heel to be saddled with a horrible gimmick. (I hope.)