Title: Michelle Wie
jamiegeist - July 8, 2005 09:01 PM (GMT)
Goddam, why do I find her so damn hot.
Scrooge McSuck - July 12, 2005 11:22 PM (GMT)
Anything to say about her athletic ability, or should this turn into a "name the 1 or 2 females in sports that aren't ugly" topic?
dynamite kido - July 13, 2005 12:35 AM (GMT)
She's 15 guys.
.........but she can really whack the old balls.
Scrooge McSuck - July 13, 2005 12:37 AM (GMT)
I don't have an attraction for oriental women, so I don't understand the attraction to her. (Gives DK a cookie for working a dirty joke in already)
dynamite kido - July 13, 2005 12:48 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Jul 12 2005, 06:37 PM) |
| I don't have an attraction for oriental women, so I don't understand the attraction to her. (Gives DK a cookie for working a dirty joke in already) |
Wait until she's 20. She should be smokin.....
Scrooge McSuck - July 13, 2005 12:56 AM (GMT)
Dream of someone your own size, like Mini-Me or the midget in Bad Santa.
Mad Dog - July 13, 2005 01:10 AM (GMT)
I think she's going to turn into one of those people that 30 years from now we'll be talking about how she never lived up to her potential. She's got a lot of raw talent but she needs to start turning that into some wins.
S.T. Strickler - July 13, 2005 01:57 AM (GMT)
Kinda like Anna Kournikova?
Mad Dog - July 13, 2005 04:08 AM (GMT)
Not really, she was moderately talented but was good looking so ESPN obsessively covered her.
Wie has the potential to be great but I think whoever is pushing her to face men once a year is slowly ruining her by putting insane amounts of expectations on her. They should've waited for her to accomplish something on the women's circuit before that kind of jump. I mean she isn't even consistently beating people her own age. Plus this is another case of the media taking flash over substance. Yeah she can drive it really far but it doesn't mean shit if she can't putt. Drive for show, putt for dough.
Scrooge McSuck - July 13, 2005 01:05 PM (GMT)
...This is fucking Golf. What potential? Look at me, I can hit a ball, walk after it, and hit it again! What a talent! Give me a million dollars!
whitemilesdavis - July 13, 2005 02:03 PM (GMT)
I think a good comparison would probably be Jennifer Capriati. Just too much praise too young. And no, I don't find her attractive.
eStragand - July 14, 2005 04:54 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Jul 13 2005, 07:05 AM) |
| ...This is fucking Golf. What potential? Look at me, I can hit a ball, walk after it, and hit it again! What a talent! Give me a million dollars! |
Ah c'mon..if you're going to use the Geroge Carlin golf joke, don't forget the ending: "don't hit it again, asshole! You just found the fucking thing! Put it in your pocket and go home! You win!"
She's mildly attractive...when compared to a horse like Anika Sorenstam. Put a Chrysler Minivan in the middle of a buncha' Chevy Vegas and it'd look good, too. But I used to watch Kristi Yamaguchi performances on "MUTE".
Scrooge McSuck - July 14, 2005 12:46 PM (GMT)
I knew I got it from somewhere, and damn I forgot the punchline. :(
jamiegeist - July 15, 2005 01:50 AM (GMT)
Ah fuck it, I would still stick it to her.
Just such a tight little package goin on there.