Don't worry about getting shitfaced at some bar tonight. Like Billy Martin always said, "Hey, I can drive."

Yeah....

Happy Motherfucking Birthday.

Thank you, thank you.

I had a surprise party yesterday, which really shocked the hell out of me (since I haven't had a party since I was extremely little). It was some good times. Plague got me the Edge autobiography, a Bert doll (so the next time someone asks me where Bert is, I can slug them with the doll... after I've had a brick implanted in it), and a print-out of his legends match from his EWR game.

Plague must hate you.

I'm fairly sure he does :) I wouldn't blame him if he wanted revenge though, I bought him the WrestleMania album for Christmas and in past years I've given him gems such as Glitter (the crappy Mariah Carey movie).

Like I always say, an eye for an eye and a horrible movie for a horrible movie.

:lol:

Happy birthday man.

By the way Ernie.....I didn't realize you were 21. Here's to ya...



Welcome to the wonderful world of Guinness......learn it, love it, drink it.

You know it's not unheard of for underage people to drink alcoholic beverages? Also, thanks for the recommendation... I keep forgetting about getting someone to buy me Guinness.

I know, but you know how responsible I am. Kids don't drink if you are not of legal age.......

The more you know...........

:ding ding higher pitched ding:

All americans should be as responsible as you are. You deserve a medal, or even a pay raise at work. :)

Happy Frickin' Birthday!

Hey-hey. Not all of it was complete crap. I did give you that early birthday present.

Should I mention that he got a medal for his birthday, too?

HJ?

or BJ?

Close enough. It was the Ric Flair book. Better than a porno to a wrestling fan!

Ahhh, the old literary fellatio.

I just thought that I'd add that Guinness is DEFNITELY an acquired taste

Yeah..........if you're GAY!

Well, YOU like it.

It's only an acquired taste if you're gay......otherwise it's required drinking.

And if you're in the mood for something really strong....Canada Dry.

Ahhh, ginger's stronges ale.

So far all I've had to drink was a lot of Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, and Sprite.

I know, I know, this is a bigger shame than when I didn't ruin that wedding...

Your new name is "TheFagErnieRowe"

Hey, just because you hopped out of my cake naked does not make me a fag :P In fact, we should all be wondering about you... more than we were before, at least.

Uh... (runs to Mexico)


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(collapses 3 miles from house) Help... MEEEEEEE!

Damn! I know! That ginger is some strong shit!

Actually, if you buy certain "Ginger Beers" you'd be surprised

Blenheim for instance. That crap takes my breath immediately. Tastes good, but I can't handle it.

Actually, already ontop of that one. :)