Blah Blah Blah, Yata Yata Yata, maybe this topic will get some interesting quotes in it that have been forgotten by most, or by people who aren't big enough losers to remember. Maybe this will be pinned, too. :)

I'll start with a few quotes from "Spaceballs", one of my favorite movies...

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Dark Helmet: Before you die, there's something you should know about us, Lone Star. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate!

Lone Starr: What's that make us?

Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become! Prepare to die.

(lights schwartz)

Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now lets see how well you handle it.

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Dark Helmet: So Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

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Yogurt: Silence! Who dares enter the sacred and awesome presence, of the ever lasting know-it-all, Yogurt?!

Everyone: Yogurt?

Yogurt: You heard of me?

Lone Starr: Heard of you? Who hasn't heard of yogurt?

Princess Vespa: Yogurt the wise.

Dot Matrix: Yogurt the all powerful.

Barf: Yogurt the magnfiicent.

Yogurt: Please, please don't make a fuss, I'm just plain Yogurt.

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President Skroob: Helmet, what's going on?!

Dark Helmet: Sandurs, what's going on?!

Col. Sandurs: It's Mega Maid... she's gone from suck to blow!

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Computer Voice: This ship will self-destruct in 20 seconds. This is your last chance to press the cancelation button.

President Skroob: Cancelation button? Hurry!

(Skroob, Sandurs, and Helmet slide down the stairs)

Col. Sandurs: Out of order?!

Dark Helmet: Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!

I place the over/under on Pulp Fiction quotes at 5 posts.

1- Conan the Barbarian
Conan (while munching on raw meat over dinner with Subouti): "mmm.. What God do you pray to?"
Subouti: "I pray to the 4 winds, and you?"
Conan: To Crom, but he doesn't listen.
Subuti: Heh, what good is he than?
Conan: "Crom is strong! When I die, I will go to Valhalla, and he will ask me: What is the riddle of steel? And if I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla laughing. That's Crom, strong on his mountain"
Subouti: "My God is the everlasting sky, your God lives beneath him! My God is greater!"
Conan: "Bah! Crom laughs at your four winds. Laughs from his mountain!"

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2- Flash Gordon (1980)
Dale Arden: "Flash... Flash! I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the earth!"

The Incredibly Bang-able Princess Aura: " ...because I liiiike you"

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3- "Time Bandits"
Og: "Ohhh..so that's what an invisible barrier looks like"

Evil: "If I had created the Earth, I woud have started with LASERS! Eight o'clock, day one!!"
ZZZAP!!!
(someone yelps off-screen)
Evil (turns to the side) :"sorry..."

Wally: "Lads, here's to stinking rich!!!"
Everyone: "Yeah!!! stinking rich!!!"
Fidget: "...and here's to Kevin!'
Og: "yeah! Stinking Kevin."

Evil: "Benson, I shall have to turn you into a dog, now"
Benson: "oh, excellent master!!"

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4- "Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome"
Master: "Who run Bartertown"?
Auntie: "Master Blaster..runs Bartertown"
Master: "Embargo over"
(not really that funny, but a favorite of sys admins when someone calls up asking why the "internet is down")

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5- Monster Squad
Some Kid is being harassed by Wolfman, his friend shouts:
"Kick him in the nards!"
KLUMP (he does. Wolfman screams and drops the kid)
"Whoa! Wolfman's got nards!!!"

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6- Predator
Poncho: "Geez you got a big pussy..geez you got a big pussy!"

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7- Office Space
Lumbergh: "Yeahhhh...we're gonna' need ya' to come in on SSSaturday, too"

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8- Bad Santa-
"Yeah!! You ain't gonna' shit right for a week!!"

And here's my favorite quote from Office Space:

Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics.. If things go well tonight, I might be showing her my "Oh-Face": Oh! Oh! Oh!. You know what I'm talking about.. Oh!.


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From See No Evil, Hear No Evil...

Dave: Are you really blind?
Wally: Yes, I'm really blind, what are you fucking deaf?
Dave: Yes! I'm fucking deaf!!
Wally: You're deaf? Then how do you know what I'm saying?
Dave: Because I'm reading your lips. Now do you want the job or not?
Wally: Pfft... I don't want no favors from no deaf ass.

They Live

"I'm here for two reasons. To Kickass.......and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

Napoleon Dynamite:(I'm not super stoked by it, though I found some parts to be funny)

"Tina, you fat lard, here's your food!"

Batman Returns

The Penguin: (To Max Shreck) Get in the duck!

Fight Club:

Narrator: [about the soap] Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

...And Justice For All, halfway through Arthur Kirklin's (Al Pacino) opening statement.

Arthur: It is the defense councils duty to protect the rights to the individual, as it is the prosecutions duty to uphold and defend the laws of the state. Justice for All. Only we have a problem here, and you know what it is? Both sides want to win. We want to win. We want to win regardless of the truth, and we want to win regardless of justice, regardless of who's guilty or innocent. Winning is everything. That man there wants to win so bad, it means so much to him, he's so carried away with the prospect of winning, the idea that he forgot something that's absolutely essential to todays procedings. He forgot his case. He forgot to bring it. I don't know, I don't see it, do you? The prosectuins case, he's got to have one. Not one witness, not a piece of substanciating evidence, other than the testimony of the victim herself. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have the case to end all cases. I have witnesses for my client, I have character references, testimonials that are backed up from here to Washington D.C., I have lie detector tests...

Judge: Objection sustained, Mr. Kirklin, you are out of order!

Arthur: One thing that bothered me, the one thing that stayed in my mind and I couldn't get rid of it, was why. Why would she lie? What was her motive for lying? If my client is innocent, she's lying. Why? Was it blackmail? No. Was it jealousy? No. Yesterday, I found out why. She doesn't have a motive. You know why? Because she's not lying. Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, the prosecution is not going to get that man today. No... because I'm gonna get him! My client, the honrable Henry T. Flemming, should go right to fucking jail! That son of a bitch is guilty! That man is guilty! That man is slime. He is a slime! If he's allowed to go free, then something really wrong is going on here.

Judge: You're out of order!

Arthur: You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order! That man, that sick man raped and beat and will do it again! He told me so! It's a show! It's lets make a deal! Lets make a deal! You want to make a deal? I got an insane judge who likes to beat the shit out of women! What do you want to give him, three weeks probation? You son of a bitch, you're supposed to stand for something! You're supposed to protect people, but instead you're a fucking murderer! You killed McCaulluh! Hold it... Hold it, I just completed my opening statement!